idiot mother

so true. i have an open mind. i like looking at other cultures and other beliefs etc. i never like people pushing thier beliefs on me too, it gets annoying sometimes.

really though. I don't mind having a discussion where we just say what we think in turn and there's no jumping down people's throats whatsoever.

alas this is funnyjunk and it doesnt always go that way lol but yea religion is a tough subject youre going to have lovers and haters and those inbetween. i just posted this becasue i actually know people like the mother thought it be funny that people are like this but not so much becasue they are religious just closed minded.

well I lol'd :P

thank you lol maybe ill get some stores about ppl i know up here sometime. i work retail and you wont believe the stuff i see, as well as a few closed minded no common sense ppl.

retail stories are always entertaining :P

I DON'T GIVE TWO FLYING FUCKS IF YOUR LEARNING

Seems like a religious quote.

It doesn't matter who you are or what you do, all that matters is whether you think of God.

you cant really say that a persons faith in something or lack of faith in something doesnt affect how they live their life. its not even saying that disbelief in a god is bad, its just an integral part of human nature. everyone has faith in something. if you know what others believe, its much easier to cooperate in a smooth manner and solve conflicts

I don't let my disbelieve effect the way I live my life. I don't have faith in anything. If you can't cooperate with someone simply because of which fictional character they worship, then you are the conflict.

ya but if we were in a place of work or something like that and i knew that about you, i would make sure not to shove the bible down youre throat on a daily basis.

How about you not shove it down people's throats period? Seems like a much more surefire method.

dude chill out. youre totally takin it the wrong way.

Well, my experience with people who say that is always the same. They end up pushing their religion without directly doing so.

i feel ya dude. assholes come in many colors, nationalities and religions.

90% of them, that I have encountered, were good ole Christians.

sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whiskey bottle in the hand of another. -To kill a mockingbird

So that is why people like the Bible? It gets you drunk?

no its saying that bible thumpers can be worse than an alcoholic.

I was trolling. I've read parts of the Bible. Wiping out all the humans on the planet, twice. Lying about the age of the universe. Taking parts out to secure male dominance over females.

Rather be drunk myself.

i cant argue with that

So the most important thing about me is fake...?

nah bra lol what i think it means is that one of the most important things you can know about someone is how they feel about god, afterlife, religion etc. even if they are different than your own.

"When I can't think up anything interesting on my own, I just quote someone else"

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who pissed in youre cheerios?

thank you sir. that is my new catch phrase

I belive mecha jesus created god so in the end mecha jesus created the bigbang and everything making your comment in the pic invallid

moral: just because you say " I believe" doesent make it true...

Lol dude, Im not saying your belief is incorrect, I was speaking to an athesist about that, I have on clue who Mecha Jesus is, but understand this, I did that as a christian, not as anything else, so my picture is still true

im not saying your saying that my belief isnt true what im saying is that just because you said "i beilive that god created the big bang" then you go on to say how that would have created modern science and trying to disprove god would be disproving science. so my point was just because you say you believe something dont make it true.

i had to put this here.

Ah yes, 1095 through 1291 AD. The great Atheist Crusades

i meant more along the lines of present times, but yes you are correct in that Christians did fuck up. but currently that irrelevant considering i was speaking of more modern times.

Yeah, Atheists have grown in numbers enough to not have to hide their beliefs for fear of widespread scorn, but you'd be hard-pressed to seriously justify saying that somehow dickhole Atheists have reached/surpassed the volume of 'belief-shoving' coming from dickhole Christians.

...Especially when you look in terms of cultural power. I didn't see any goddamn Atheist groups pumping money into campaigns to legally prevent the gays from being able to get married (or whatever the equivalent would be).

side note: "dickhole [x]s" was supposed to differentiate the types of people who act like dicks about their beliefs from those who actually act like reasonable human beings, NOT to suggest that all Atheists/Christians are dickholes.
Just so that was clear. :P

and i agree with you, however its been my experience that whenever someone mentions they are a Christian they get instantly jumped on and looked down at. it just irritates me when people say others opinions are wrong. EVERYONE has their own opinion, Atheists and Christians alike. their beliefs and opinions arent wrong because its just what they personally believe.

look i know its a joke, and i wasnt looking for thumbs, but its just not right to call someone stupid just because of their beliefs.

So if I said I earnestly believed I have no underwear because the gnomes stole them, you'd still respect my intelligence?

just because you believe something thats crazy, it doesnt mean that that person is stupid or dumb, it just mean they are choosing to believe that. yes i would still respect your intelligence. however, assuming that this gnome that steals underwear is not a religion or faith, (which is what i meant when i said "beliefs"), i might question your sanity. and again in the thinking that you do not worship this gnome, the comparison does not relate.

It absolutely relates. Religious delusion is only different from any other delusion in that it's shared by a number of people. It's all unsubstantiated belief.

understood, but still thats your opinion, and that doesnt make you stupid! everyone is entitled to their own opinion and should feel free to be able to think that without being scared of being call stupid.

I believe in the basis of most religions, they usually have good morals, what i dont like is how humanity has over time twisted the base religions to serve their own purposes. I believe that religion is beneficiary because it helps people through hard times. The thing is it also helps people justify terrible things. Thusly, religion is neither bad nor good. whether there is a god or not is each persons individual choice to believe in or not to, but to follow the base rules of religions, and not the interpretations presented by the church.....its a smart idea. I almost wish i was able to delude myself into believing in god the way most religious people do..........

"they usually have good morals..."

WTF? "usually" HAhahahhah! What the flying fuck is that supposed to mean? And even if you were trying to make sense why don't you just be a good person with good morals? Why do you have to have GOD with you?

And to anyone who ever thinks its the athiests who pick on the religious folk, fuck that. It's totally opposite. If you people didnt shove your ideals down my throat, maybe I wouldn't be mad at you! :DDD

Besides, don't you fuckers watch Bill Nye? "Science ruuuules." FUCK YEAH. (Yes I know you can be religious and still do science blablabla. Stab yourself in the eyeball with a dirty toothpick.)

PSSSSSSSSTTT IM ATHEIST TOO BUDDY. and what im saying is that the base of most religions is basically : be a good person bro. but the church and people make it into what most people identify as religion. i hate religious people who LOVE JESUS. I cant stand them. im not saying jesus wasnt real though. he was a real person. just not the son of god. and im not saying i wanna go sodomize myself with a bible either. im saying that the whole holier than thou and the whole your stupid your a christfag trololol things are both ridiculous. so try and read past the first sentence buddy.

I can read, bro, and btw, only my first sentence or two was towards you, the rest was towards everyone else really.

And I strongly disagree with the moral being "be good." Its more like "be good and give me the benefits."

However, you almost tried to give urself the image of being slightly religious. One of those people who are religious, but too scared to be open about it cuz they don't wanna get flamed. IDK, u sounded just like this guy i know which sparked my anger on the subject.

I apologize if I offended u. It's got no point really. this won't even matter tomorrow. lol.

I spose if you look at it from my point of view its not even religion, i think its just humanity. We're getting stupid and lazy. Soon we'll all just be retarded.

i apologize if i sounded religious, im not. i just believe that when arguing a case you must validly represent both sides as to show that you fully understand the opposing side, yet still disagree and are not ignorant.

religion is a crazy thing. its different depending on where you are so i say no ones really right or wrong casue we simply dont know. i know alot say its faith blah blah. about the why doesnt god help out i think its more of god gave people free will to chose or not to chose to believe in him something like that. i take religion more to it gives people a set of morals etc casue whoever created religion was a genius. i say believe or dont believe in something

we simply don't know? It's called the Bible its called the teachings of Jesus Christ

what i ment is we dont know whats thr truth or real etc. christanity stemed from judism a little bit and thats the old testament. new test. is jesus. chirstianity came from middle east area and of course it got popular and thats what spread. if ppl want to believe it so be it if not or well. whos to say what religion if any are the truth and real its whatever faith you have i guess that makes it real.

Yes, sorry for raising a fight...

Most people hate Christians now because they have their own answers through Science. Some people now scam religion as profit. Heck, I read the New Testament, Not because I'm Christian, but because Jesus sacrificed himself to free us from sin... He probably didn't have magical healing powers or could walk on water, He could just have been smarter then the ordinary man of that day. Sadly, The only way to free us from sin is to have a bank card with 100 trillion dollars on it...

oh you didnt get me mad lol i understand. im christian but i look at world more openly. i understand that you cant take bible literally and well ppl were not as smart then as now etc. im not a fan of bible thumpers who say their word is right or are hypocrites and make the rest look bad. i actuallt consider myself non practicing since i believe somethings like treat others good etc that there was a guy named jesus some all powerful being etc but since i studied alot about other cultures etc i look at it in a more logical way and other possibilities. and you didnt start a fight it was just blackcockdown that got to me. lol

The bible is right in a few places. like the fact when we gave women equal rights in the beginning, they fucked up eternal happiness. There punishment was that they were supposed to serve below man. Now we got them fucking the world up again with this "Kid" Friendly crap, instead of making me a god-damn sandwich. I watch Naruto Subbed and see a Dog peeing the main characters mouth with him tasting it asking whats salty, They removed that in dubbed and left the "What tastes Salty?" part.

lol noce way to look at it lol. ive heard that the church itself made it seem like women were under men and it was eve that was bad and tempted adam. not so much that it really happened that way but whos to say lol. i know that the catholic church themselves has done so many wrong things esp in past and it seems like they rather do what they can to control or make others see their way and they cant ever be wrong. not saying thats true for all cases and not saying all catholics are bad or whatever. they have tons of money and they give all power to a guy that is seen like a god well representitive of god whatever. and most follow every word he says. im like whatever ill think for myself and dont care if i match bible 100% nor do

nor do i care what societies rules are in regards to age gender race how you "have to look" religion etc. ill follow the law not not really social ones since hey everyone is different.

It's called duck tape and it's time for you to shut the fuck up.

Learn to read the other posts, dipshit. Go on... read em. Are you done? Understand that you sound like a fucktard now? Good.

*flame suit activate* "FLAME ON!"

actually its called duct tape

AHHHH OH SWEET ASGARD WHAT HAVE I DONE I NEVER TYPE THAT WRONG! I SHALL PRAY TO ODIN FOR MERCY ON MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL.

But in all seriousness, am I high? I NEVER fuckin spell that wrong. Thank you for catching that.

You are welcome good sir. Have a nice day.

he means you don't know until you get there. some people cant deal with the unknowing. its better for them to live accepting the fact that they'll rot in the ground, rather than not knowing if god is real or not.

Those people can grow up and sacrifice their comfort for the millions who have been raped/murdered in the name of religion.