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Yes you can touch everything. EVERYTHING

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Submitted: 02/08/2010
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User avatar #54 - DrDoctorSatan (02/09/2010) [-]
We can touch anything? So i can use lotion on my elbows?
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User avatar #50 - inuyshathreesixty (02/09/2010) [-]
and baconnnnnn *drools*
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#44 - anonymous (02/08/2010) [-]
touch everything? truth is, hitler indulged in his freedom in the holocaust (read "The Problem of Pain" by C S Lewis if you see a philosophical error there, for anyone willing to spend the time). we can touch everything, but we'll be held accountable for our actions. really. it's impossible that God would have seen it good for us that we indulge in pleasure all our lives (instead of joy). he would have made this world eternity, but where is God in that?
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User avatar #46 to #44 - WarPigs (02/09/2010) [-]
NOTE:
Funnyjunk.com is not a religious debate site

SIGNED:
everybody but you
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User avatar #45 to #44 - fakenamebob (02/09/2010) [-]
mmhmm but this is a flaw in religion. Ask any Christian they'll tell you as long as you accept jesus, you'll go to heaven. Whos avoiding accontability then?
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User avatar #51 to #45 - The Impatient (02/09/2010) [-]
Yeah, the worst case of that being murderers, rapists and child molesters. How can "God" forgive such actions?
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#41 - anonymous (02/08/2010) [-]
TOUCH IT!

LMFAO
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User avatar #36 - handsoffhobos (02/08/2010) [-]
agnostic FTW!
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User avatar #47 to #36 - JarJarBinks (02/09/2010) [-]
Pansy.
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User avatar #56 to #47 - TubaStoner (03/31/2010) [-]
try some salvia or lsd. dat shit will convert you from atheist to agnostic in .2 seconds.
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#34 - anonymous (02/08/2010) [-]
i like how he said he gave him dogs... not cats... get that through your head. cats suck.

whats cuter than the cutest cat in the world? any dog
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User avatar #52 to #34 - The Impatient (02/09/2010) [-]
I like cats because they are independent. They do whatever the fuck they feel like doing and if they want to hang out with you, cool. Dogs are everywhere you go. They get anxiety when you aren't there. It's kind of annoying
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User avatar #48 to #34 - SaveFJ (02/09/2010) [-]
remember the show catdog or sumtin? it was awesome :D
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#42 to #34 - anonymous (02/08/2010) [-]
I do not agree. Dogs are great, loyal, fun to play with, and sweet. Cats are great, loyal, cuddlable, and independant. Both have their ups and downs.
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#40 to #34 - anonymous (02/08/2010) [-]
ahh but cats are special they are the gaurds of the underworld in Ancient Egyptian religion so they were worshipped like gods while dogs were treated like animals

Cats and Dogs are equal imo Cats are Cute and fun to pat but dogs are Fun so you need both
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#43 to #40 - anonymous (02/08/2010) [-]
Yeah well a three headed dog guarded hell in ancient roman and greek religions. Also Dog's in Egypt where highly trained and used by a sort of police to enforce the laws and also as guard dogs.
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#38 to #34 - anonymous (02/08/2010) [-]
interestingly enough, dogs were mentioned in the bible quite a lot of times. cats were never mentioned though.
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User avatar #37 to #34 - JasonBourne (02/08/2010) [-]
...Yo Dawg
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User avatar #35 to #34 - anonymousU (02/08/2010) [-]
hey careful what u say bout kitty
or u never gonna get any pussy
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User avatar #29 - otakusrule **User deleted account** (02/08/2010) [-]
This god kicks ASS!!!
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#14 - MrSquiggly (02/08/2010) [-]
somebody needs to start a church based on the belief that there is a god yet we can dick off all we want because that's what he wants.
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User avatar #55 to #14 - Snotweasel (02/09/2010) [-]
Its called Catholithism. Why do you think there's so many of them. (Its not because Mexicans are just really good at making babies)
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User avatar #17 to #14 - Turquoise (02/08/2010) [-]
Give it a name, and this belief will be preached at once.
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#18 to #17 - MrSquiggly (02/08/2010) [-]
Epicism, Winism, Awesomism, or Squigglism
which is best?
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User avatar #19 to #18 - Turquoise (02/08/2010) [-]
Squigglism will raise questions from the public.

Perfect.
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#21 to #19 - MrSquiggly (02/08/2010) [-]
yay!

(to all of you people reading)
what do YOU want it to be named?
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User avatar #24 to #21 - thecrayzeeness (02/08/2010) [-]
i say we cal it Dhikism
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User avatar #23 to #21 - LarryPlatt (02/08/2010) [-]
It's already got a name

It's called LIFE
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#39 to #23 - AmoriaAlgiz (02/08/2010) [-]
I'm with Larry!

Welcome to the Church of Life
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#33 to #23 - MrAsshole (02/08/2010) [-]
that's deep larry, that's deep
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User avatar #27 to #23 - pastrynipples (02/08/2010) [-]
Thats life...
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#25 to #23 - anonymous (02/08/2010) [-]
which is something that you sir!!!
dont have
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User avatar #28 to #25 - LarryPlatt (02/08/2010) [-]
Why must you go out of your way to be an asshole anon?
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User avatar #26 to #25 - Turquoise (02/08/2010) [-]
I think he figured us out... Fuck guys, we have to reschedule the zombie apocalypse, come back on December 21, 2012, make sure you prepare for loners with shot guns.
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User avatar #30 to #26 - andster (02/08/2010) [-]
Except for this loner, I'll have a crowbar.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - Turquoise (02/08/2010) [-]
Thanks for the information. Hey, you with the missing jaw, Find something harder than a crowbar before the desired date.

Perfect.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - andster (02/08/2010) [-]
Dammit, I can never survive anything.
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#11 - anonymous (02/08/2010) [-]
and...high heels?

CAPTCHA BIBLE, WHUUUUT?
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User avatar #10 - kilik (02/08/2010) [-]
athesists can suck it! GOD MADE CHUCK NORRIS SO HE CAN COMMAND HIM TO ROUNDHOUSE YOUR ASSES!
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User avatar #53 to #10 - The Impatient (02/09/2010) [-]
Love your enemy
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#12 to #10 - anonymous (02/08/2010) [-]
I am an athiest, but that's not why I'm replying.
NO ONE commands Chuck Norris. Especially a fairy man from the sky.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - kilik (02/08/2010) [-]
oh. i thought you didn't hear me when i said ATHEISTS CAN SUCK IT BIIIITCH
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User avatar #15 to #13 - mckellin (02/08/2010) [-]
dont start a fucking flame war
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User avatar #16 to #15 - kilik (02/08/2010) [-]
idk but i was just jokiing gawd i hate it when this happens! can noone ever take a joke today?
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#49 to #16 - anonymous (02/09/2010) [-]
Congrats, FJ dislikes you now.
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User avatar #22 to #16 - Turquoise (02/08/2010) [-]
Peter Noone is ill, thus kinda grumpy, so no, he cannot take a joke today.
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#20 to #16 - anonymous (02/08/2010) [-]
yeeeeaaaaaahh cause that was just sooooo funny
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#8 - gazoogo (02/08/2010) [-]
this sums up my beliefs completely!
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User avatar #7 - MacFTW (02/08/2010) [-]
i gave u river rafting...WTF!?!? XDDDD
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User avatar #6 - RagingOwner (02/08/2010) [-]
wow thats kinda how i picture it lol!
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User avatar #5 - astroboy (02/08/2010) [-]
go god! lol
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User avatar #4 - TemplarKyng (02/08/2010) [-]
This is exactly the god I believe in.
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User avatar #3 - chris chris (02/08/2010) [-]
TOUCH IT!!!!
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User avatar #9 to #3 - kilik (02/08/2010) [-]
down there.

(vg cats joke)
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#2 - anonymous (02/08/2010) [-]
Finally!
I doubt any God worth believing in would want people wasting their lives in a big dull-ass church.
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#1 - anonymous (02/08/2010) [-]
Awesome
 
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