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Funny Celebrity Quotes Part 1
Hockey is a sport
men. Basketball is a sport for
black men. Golf is a sport for
Tshirt men dressed like black
pimps
Capital punishment
turns the state into a
******** . But
impres
turns the state into a
gay
motherlover saw the
irony in calling's a -
Ah: yes, divorce, from
the Latin word
meaning to rip out a
man' s ******** through
his Trolley
There' s very little
advice ' s
magazines, because
men think, I know
11-' I' m doing. Just
show me somebody
*****
Instead of getting
married again , I' m
just going to find a
woman i don' t like
and give her a house
10 for more?
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Submitted: 04/03/2011
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#1 - strygwyr (04/03/2011) [+] (12 replies)
"The problem with internet quotes is that you can never know they are genuine"
#74 - CakemanRPG (04/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"I celebrated thanksgiving the old fashioned way. I invited all my friends and neighbors over for dinner, then I killed them and tooktheir land."
#92 - inserttexthere (04/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
"let the bodies hit the floor"- drowning pool
"let the bodies hit the floor"- drowning pool
#113 - natethenarwhal (04/04/2011) [-]
"Everybody gets one" - Spiderman
#15 - GrnLantern ONLINE (04/03/2011) [-]
"Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks."
#49 - MrOblivious (04/04/2011) [-]
"meep meep meep" - Beaker
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#120 to #111 - vitamindecay (04/04/2011) [-]
"The problem with the internet is that you can't always rape everything you see"
-Abe Rapeln
#71 - btomb (04/04/2011) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #73 to #71 - angrytoilet (04/04/2011) [-]
you're black, I don't expect you to...
User avatar #205 - glasgowrangers (04/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"The problem with 2000 year old books is that you can never know they are genuine"

Jesus Christ
#211 to #205 - tylerman (04/04/2011) [-]
"The problem with quotes on the internet is that you never know they are true." - Abraham Lincoln
#34 - Arcaina (04/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
"Let there be light."
#200 - Beatss (04/04/2011) [-]
"Never gonna give you up"
User avatar #149 - sookmaybowls (04/04/2011) [+] (6 replies)
"Mumblemumble mumble mumblemumblemumble you know hwat i mean?"

-Ozzy
#162 - relytnerw (04/04/2011) [-]
"Oggydee Boogydee bappity bippity gwarble"
-Bill Cosby
#54 - CarlosRayNorris (04/04/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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#144 - fungusamongus (04/04/2011) [-]
"i'd rather be a new fag than an old fag - they're all wrinkly and 						****					" - Oscar Wilde
"i'd rather be a new fag than an old fag - they're all wrinkly and **** " - Oscar Wilde
#56 - durkadurka (04/04/2011) [+] (4 replies)
QUICK! NAME FIVE BLACK HOCKEY PLAYERS!!
QUICK! NAME FIVE BLACK HOCKEY PLAYERS!!
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User avatar #188 - robotninjaspy (04/04/2011) [-]
"The terrible thing about internet quotes is that you cannot verify them."


George Washington
#233 - supermegabar (04/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#217 - TallyWhacker (04/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
"ive got tiger blood, man.. its the secret to winning"!!!!!
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