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Funny Celebrity Quotes Part 1
Hockey is a sport
men. Basketball is a sport for
black men. Golf is a sport for
Tshirt men dressed like black
pimps
Capital punishment
turns the state into a
******** . But
impres
turns the state into a
gay
motherlover saw the
irony in calling's a -
Ah: yes, divorce, from
the Latin word
meaning to rip out a
man' s ******** through
his Trolley
There' s very little
advice ' s
magazines, because
men think, I know
11-' I' m doing. Just
show me somebody
*****
Instead of getting
married again , I' m
just going to find a
woman i don' t like
and give her a house
10 for more?
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Submitted: 04/03/2011
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User avatar #259 - emomusicrocks (04/04/2011) [-]
You smell like... old people.
- Johny Depp
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#253 - pursuit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#255 to #252 - TacoChild (04/04/2011) [-]
Damn straight they can.
#250 - anonymous (04/04/2011) [-]
You got 177 times more thumbs than you need for more. You must construct additional pictures.
#244 - raberintodesu (04/04/2011) [-]
"My cock is much bigger than yooours..."
#246 to #244 - zeespy (04/04/2011) [-]
MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR!
MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR!
#247 to #246 - raberintodesu (04/04/2011) [-]
"With a feelin' so pure..."
User avatar #245 to #244 - joeykaze (04/04/2011) [-]
MY cock can walk right trough the door
User avatar #240 - Dpyromaniac (04/04/2011) [-]
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I have opinions of my own strong opinions but I don't always agree with them. George Bush

#239 - possum (04/04/2011) [-]
*Some bish*
"Winston, If I were your wife I would poison your tea!"
"Madam, if I were your husband I would drink it!"
#241 to #239 - anonymous (04/04/2011) [-]
wrong way round dickhead
User avatar #242 to #241 - MrLake (04/04/2011) [-]
No it isn't.
#233 - supermegabar (04/04/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #222 - edzeppelin (04/04/2011) [-]
"I'm gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the **** out of you!" - Brennan *****************
#220 - anonymous (04/04/2011) [-]
"all i can do is be me, whoever that is"

Bob Dylan
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#217 - TallyWhacker (04/04/2011) [-]
"ive got tiger blood, man.. its the secret to winning"!!!!!
#248 to #217 - skullripper (04/04/2011) [-]
did sombody say winning
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User avatar #210 - zevolkov (04/04/2011) [-]
" sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done "
" When I get down on my knees, it's no to pray "
~ Madonna
#208 - ludamat (04/04/2011) [-]
<---yes i am weezy but i aint asthmatic
User avatar #238 to #214 - mafioso (04/04/2011) [-]
although it's funny, I just wanna smack him in the face with a bat, not even because he's black, but he looks like a ******* droopy eyed armless child.
User avatar #249 to #238 - cheezburgerman (04/04/2011) [-]
"Droopy eyed armless child" ?

Charlie Sheen?
(Thats what he said..)
User avatar #205 - glasgowrangers (04/04/2011) [-]
"The problem with 2000 year old books is that you can never know they are genuine"

Jesus Christ
#211 to #205 - tylerman (04/04/2011) [-]
"The problem with quotes on the internet is that you never know they are true." - Abraham Lincoln
#200 - Beatss (04/04/2011) [-]
"Never gonna give you up"
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