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12 Year Olds

If you don't want to read it all, skip too the last paragraph.
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EDIT: THANKYOU guys so much for this. Number one of FunnyJunk??
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o on saturday morning, after a huge
night of drinking and had a huge
hangover, iwas catching a bus home.
When i got on the bus, ithought 'Yeal,
there is no people on the bus, this
should be relaxing'.
o i sat down near the back of the
bus and just started closing my eyes,
enjoying myself. i was just about to fall
asleep when i felt the bus stopping so
somebody could get on. I thought that
this should be okay, just one or two
people. No, a group of about 12
year old girls dressed like sluts. I
almost raged at the fact that they
where coming on the bus, buti
calmed myself down and thought,
Okay, this might not be so bad' (i' m
very grumpy when hungover".
hen they came and sat directly
behind me, i completely woke up and
just looked at one of the girls. She
looked back and sneered 'dont
******* look at me creep!', I looked at
her in amazement with what has
happenned to the society. I just
shrugged it off and did not answer
and looked the other way. When the
bus started driving they where all
whispering and laughing, every now
and then staring at me. I was slowly
getting angrier and angrier. They
became louder and louder as if they
where screaming in my ears. I was
surprised i made it this far without
going off my face and screaming.
They started screaming and wetting
eachother with water, they started
chucking things at my hair and
snickering.
o, ijust stood up and stared at them.
They had dropped dead silent with how
angry i looked. They where just staring
as i was fuming. I looked at every single
one of them, and yelled at the top of
my deepest and loudest voice 'SHUT
THE **** UPI' And sat back down. i
could see in the reflection in the
window they where so scared. Not one
of them where talking. After about 30
seconds i could start too hear one of
the girls sobbing silently. I looked at the
mirror and could see the bus driver
laughing silently as well. I guess he was
annoyed by them as well. They got the
next stop off and literally ran after they
got off the bus.
hen they had ran off the bus,- the bus
driver started laughing very loudly, and
said "HAHA, thanks mate!' (I' m
Australian), and kept driving. I smiled,
and slowly nodded back too sleep.
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#40 - effective (04/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#66 - poelster (04/03/2011) [+] (11 replies)
#88 - silentkiler ONLINE (04/03/2011) [+] (3 replies)
fixed...
#252 - pablosforpandas (04/03/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I'm a real man. I stood up to 12 year old girls.
User avatar #95 - rhymenoceros (04/03/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I too have a similar story, although I was not hungover. Yesterday while watching Source Code with my bros, a group of young girls aged 10-13 came into the theater and sat down in the same row as my friends and I. Normally I wouldn't have minded, however they were very talkative and rude.
The worst part was they would constantly have their cell phones out, so I would always see this white glow out of the corner of my eye. One girl even answered 2 phone calls during the movie!
Getting pissed off, I yelled at them to "SHUT THE **** UP!!" That effectively silenced them for around 10 mins and they left the theater.
Many brofists were exchanged, and we enjoyed the **** out of that movie. True story
#93 - rogueshadow (04/03/2011) [-]
You only yelled?
#295 - invaderhaizek (04/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#394 - dracosjaws (04/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
water

sluts

12 year olds

oh my.
#195 - boyleodoyle (04/03/2011) [-]
I'd be happy to take them off your hands.
User avatar #1143 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (04/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Oh, I thought the ending was going to be "Then I realised, I'm on a school bus"
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#592 - klber (04/04/2011) [-]
#362 - ishabsa (04/03/2011) [-]
Yells at 12 years-old girls




Hero
#291 - kirra ONLINE (04/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
SHUT THE FFUUUUBBBBLLLAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
SHUT THE FFUUUUBBBBLLLAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
#763 - LemonNADE (04/04/2011) [+] (12 replies)
**LemonNADE rolls 4**
Magic 8 ball..is this story true?
#496 - awesomegasim (04/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
<-- if i was on a bus with Slutty 12 year olds
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#213 - jimbobji (04/03/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Need I say more?
#218 to #213 - thadude (04/03/2011) [-]
need i say more?
User avatar #164 - smellyboner (04/03/2011) [-]
When I read your username and i read the 12 year old girl part of the story i thought it was gonna go in a completely different direction
#28 - mrkittens (04/03/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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