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Troll Science Part 2 (Check Description)

Well the last one got over 180 thumbs so as promised, here is part 2.
PART 3: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1918002/Troll+Science+Part+3/
EDIT: My 2nd frontpage, and only within 2 days of the first. Thanks guys
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Submitted: 04/02/2011
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User avatar #372 - spermbank (04/04/2011) [-]
lol.....I dug out my 3d glasses just for that.....
#368 - Scottyjthecoolj (04/04/2011) [-]
Lifeguards will never come into existence.
#355 - anonymous (04/03/2011) [-]
I think the focus of Earth's gravity is more affected by the Moon's and the solar system's barycenter than just the Earth's slight flattening. Actually, wouldn't the gravity be strongest at the Equator where the Earth is widest, ie Earth's center of gravity?

I think this troll might be confusing Earth's magnetic lines with supposed gravitational parallels and the an assumption that rounder areas of an ellipsoid are where gravity is concentrated.

I ain't even mad.
User avatar #359 to #355 - necrocidalhippie **User deleted account** (04/03/2011) [-]
Actually, because you are farther from the earth's core at the equator (the earth is wider at the equator than at any other point) you would be less effected by gravity.

Gravity wells are always focused on the absolute center of mass, so, closer to the core, more gravity, farther from the core, less gravity.

How ever, unless you are talking at least a few dozen miles of difference (in distance between you and the core) it wouldn't make a difference. Hell, even then the effect would be minimal at best, non existent at worst.

I mean, the earth's gravity well extends at least twice the distance between the earth and the moon. If not three times that distance.
User avatar #350 - AnonymousG **User deleted account** (04/03/2011) [-]
Guys, please fucking help. Enter doesn't work on my computer. If i press it, the window for changing power options pops up, but it doesnt do ANYTHING else. HELP PLEASE.
User avatar #360 to #350 - necrocidalhippie **User deleted account** (04/03/2011) [-]
Delete system 12. Everything will work fine after you do that.
#349 - Rattenhoofd **User deleted account** (04/03/2011) [-]
What is troll about the hot air balloon?
#358 to #349 - anonymous (04/03/2011) [-]
yeah that hot air baloon thing is stupid thats not troll physics its real physics hot air baloons do use flame
#347 - anonymoose (04/03/2011) [-]
< That's not troll logic, that's real logic.
#334 - williscool **User deleted account** (04/03/2011) [-]
What is 0.9999...-1?
User avatar #354 to #334 - ironclownfish **User deleted account** (04/03/2011) [-]
0
User avatar #332 - AodhanD (04/03/2011) [-]
Pffft... Floating in a Giant Balloon... Preposterous!
#330 - zxpod (04/03/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #328 - Sufficio (04/03/2011) [-]
For the 1/3 one, wouldn't .9999999999 eventually have to get rounded to 1...?
User avatar #331 to #328 - Kwinten (04/03/2011) [-]
Yes.
#327 - Freelancah (04/03/2011) [-]
COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAANS
#326 - snuzzy (04/03/2011) [-]
indeed.
#322 - arnoldbusk (04/03/2011) [-]
1. Imagefap.com
2. Search for 'lolita'
3. ???
4. Profit!
#367 to #322 - anonymous (04/04/2011) [-]
"You have reached this page because we are trying to avoid child porn" or something to that affect. Did I do something wrong?
User avatar #371 to #367 - erosannin (04/04/2011) [-]
yes anon you did what he said to do, and now your are a registered child predator
#365 to #322 - ocampo (04/03/2011) [-]
you can go fuck yourself you piece of shit!
you can go fuck yourself you piece of shit!
#357 to #322 - erosannin (04/03/2011) [-]
how about NO
User avatar #345 to #322 - RandomAnonGuy (04/03/2011) [-]
well why the fuck not?
*fap fap fap fap*
IM A MONSTER
User avatar #324 to #322 - SilverK (04/03/2011) [-]
Motherfucker.
User avatar #319 - supertrollguy (04/03/2011) [-]
Does chair thing work..? just wondering
#337 to #319 - anonymous (04/03/2011) [-]
It doesn't, when the chair chair is falling it is weightless thus there is nothing you can push yourself off, you'll just speed up the chairs falling but it will not effect you.
#333 to #319 - williscool **User deleted account** (04/03/2011) [-]
I think you have to push off with the same or greater amount force then what you are falling.

So going by that if you were stuck in a falling elevator and had rediculously powerful legs, you could negate the force that would otherwise kill you
#338 to #333 - anonymous (04/03/2011) [-]
Nope. If your free falling in an elevator, your not gonna pushed to the ground, but to the roof of it, and if you push yourself off of that, you'll just help yourself die.
#339 to #338 - williscool **User deleted account** (04/03/2011) [-]
The point I was trying to make is all you have to do is counter the downwards force to save yourself ie jump upwards
User avatar #377 to #339 - mistersandman (04/08/2011) [-]
Wrong. Sorry, but you're just wrong.
#341 to #339 - anonymous (04/03/2011) [-]
Imagine it like this. When an elevator is going fast upwards, you'll be stuck on the floor, but if it s speeding downwards, you'll be flying up. Not easy to understand but it's pretty basic physics though...
#343 to #341 - williscool **User deleted account** (04/03/2011) [-]
Fuck elevators I'm just saying if you somehow manage to move upwards just as you were to hit the ground you wouldnt die
User avatar #325 to #319 - SilverK (04/03/2011) [-]
You'll be going as fast as the chair is when falling. So jumping off it is impossible because of all that force.
User avatar #304 - SilverK (04/03/2011) [-]
The with the Giant Speaker could actually work. If you got a large enough one of course.... That's kinda scary.
User avatar #307 to #304 - masterfaps (04/03/2011) [-]
theres no air in space sound cant travel
#301 - EpicSauceOnPie (04/03/2011) [-]
No
No
User avatar #300 - iAvenged (04/03/2011) [-]
**iAvenged rolls 061,942,671**
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