8 / ' TO PREPARE
t' PETS FOR
Arm all kittens with
Cats are natural premature. Semaine
these instincts with ancient ? and
yau' ll have an unstoppable soldier
Mini jet turbine
Supersonic Flying Death Blade!
The speed and agility of a
bunny makes them ideal
for special em
Disguise your dog
as a panzer tank
The enemy will net know the difference
Use hamsters to sneak grenades
into enemy territory*
ili' Cats lack compassion and empathy, which
makes them ideal for leadership. Promote
your kitties to generals as soon as you can.
Feed your dog enough junk food
and he' ll fart lethal nerve gas.