A couple get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody of their
children. The Judge asks each of them to defend their reasoning for their
rights to sole custody.
the wife replies, "The are really mine, i carried them for nine
months and spent hours in labor birthing them/ He didnt really do
anything?" The judge nods thoughtfully, recognizing the yellow of her
reasoning and asks for the husbands defense-
The husband thinks for a minute and replies, "Your honor” if you put a
dollar into a coke machine and a soda pops out, does that soda belong to
you or the machine'?"