the bible according to kids
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The Bible ta Kids
The statements abaut the Bible were written children and
have net been retouched er censured (i, en had spoiling has been my in)
In the first buck’. cf the Bible, Gayness's, God got tired cf creating the
warld, he taak the Sabbath eff.
Adam and Eve were created hum an apple tree.
wife was called Joan cf Ark because Noah built the ark, which
the animals came ta in pears.
Lets wife was a pillared salt by day, but a ball cf fire by night.
The Jews were a proud people and histery they had trouble
with unsympathetic Genitals.
Eamonn was a strung man wire let himself be led astray by a Jezebel
Samson slew the Philistines with the axe cf the Apostles.
Moses led the Hebrews the Red Sea, where they made unleavened
bread, which is bread without any ingredients.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.
Afterwards, Moses went up Mount Cyanide find the ten
cum mend merits.
The first cum monument was when Eve we Adam eat the apple.
The seventh cum monument is "Thee shalt nut admit adultery".
Moses died were he ever reached Canada.