Philosoraptor. Thumbs? Sorry for the typos. you bring a compass into space Where does it point? Corn oil' s made from corn, and olive oils made from olives What
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Philosoraptor

Thumbs?
Sorry for the typos

you bring a compass
into space
Where does it point?
Corn oil' s made from
corn, and olive oils made
from olives
What' s baby oil made or?
What does lady gaga wear
on Halloween'?
tomatoes are a fruit
Is ketchup a smoothie'?
a woman swallows
semen
Would she be considered a
cannible?
you own a piece of land
Do you own it to the center
of the earth?
Do Judea's and lawyers
Have to do Jury duty'?
Do Birds
Pee?
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Submitted: 03/31/2011
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User avatar #7 - TeamAmerica (04/01/2011) [-]
1. I points to the closest magnetic field in/on your ship;
2. Babys
3. It makes a suit out of skin or it gets the hose again!
4. Only if you add 2 scoops of bacon ice-cream.
5. Yes, which is a sin and will send her to hell. Better to let her feel your salvation all over her face.
6. You own it down tot he bottom of the tectonic plate. Below that, there is no "land" in the legal sense, only dragons and Sadam chilling in bed with his cream-puff, Satan.
7. No. Like police, firefighters, and military, judges and lawyers are exempt.
8. In their shit, yes.
9. U mad?
#6 - Zukuto (04/01/2011) [-]
1. to the earth.
2. mineral oil, aloe vera extract, vitamin E, Acetate.
3. a costume
4. yes
5. *cannibal and no, just a whore.
6. no, land doesnt go to the center of the earth. technically you own the ground on top of the solid tectonic place protecting you from the lava.
7. in some countries yes. all citizens regardless of profession, class, colour, race or religion must perform this civic duty.
8. yes, it is all excreted at once in the white gobs that fall from the sky.

sadly i'm not thumbing. bye.
User avatar #4 - schmitty ONLINE (04/01/2011) [-]
does philosoraptor


know how to spell?
#2 - Flfootball (04/01/2011) [-]
to the first one: specific direction, there is no magnetic field in space so the compass would not react
User avatar #10 - satsujin (04/02/2011) [-]
@ 6.
You own all the way down until you hit bedrock
User avatar #9 - anatidaephobia (04/01/2011) [-]
#2 and what about virgin oil?
#8 - anonymous (04/01/2011) [-]
1 is easy, to the closest magnetic force.

If there is none, it will be just like a regular needle, simple physics.
#5 - anonymous (04/01/2011) [-]
No judges and lawyers dont need to do jury duty they are an exception.
learn about law before asking something like that,
User avatar #3 - SilentRaver (04/01/2011) [-]
Birds don't pee, both of their excrement is mixed into that one splotch that eventually hits your car.
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