Toiler. great poetry.. Here i sit broken hearted tried to but only farted i sit here with this ignorant bliss atleast a sat here and took a piss went to my classroom felt the need aga Sit shit Fart poetry bathroom

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User avatar #19 - HomeSikk (02/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Here i sit broken hearted
tried to **** but only farted
i sit here with this ignorant bliss
atleast a sat here and took a piss
went to my classroom felt the need again
**** my pants befor ei could leave and got laughed at by all my friends

the end
User avatar #6 - SanchoClaus (02/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
the only thing worse than having diarrhea is trying to have it quietly in a public bathroom
User avatar #51 - puppybiscuit (02/07/2010) [+] (3 replies)
This joke is so old, its written on the bathroom wall of the ******* Great Pyramid in Hieroglyphics.
User avatar #28 - FAISCISTBUG (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
here i sit sane as ever
took a dump and pulled the lever
the water ran the water flowed
look out world it's a mother load
User avatar #33 - LeonardoTheThird (02/07/2010) [-]
who ever wrote that wins.
User avatar #29 - asspenis (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
any one else noticed someone wrote bitch die! underneath what they said
User avatar #43 - aflockofgoats (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
here is the full poem:
Here I sit broken hearted;
tried to **** but only farted;
Next time Ill take a chance;
Ill try to fart and **** my pants
User avatar #35 - Cinnabonne (02/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
If someone can further continue this and SOMEHOW squeeze in the fresh prince of bel-air theme, I will love you and give you a cookie the size of your head x3 .
#16 - thefuzziez (02/07/2010) [-]
Then one day i took a chance

Tried to fart but **** my pants
User avatar #62 - AssholeMan (02/08/2010) [-]
And that is why you need fiber
User avatar #49 - AnObeseCat (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
once i saw someone write pubey tuesday in a ruby tuesday bathroom. i lol'd so hard i took a **** in the toilet.
User avatar #56 to #49 - sixgauge (02/08/2010) [-]
Yes, because people usually **** around toilets, avoiding them with all their might.
#10 - PsycoEmu (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Here I sit, broken-hearted, Came to **** but merely farted.
All that's good that came out of this, at least I took a little piss.
User avatar #67 - Deathshot (02/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You are luck.
You had a choice and a chance.
I tried to fart..
And **** my pants.
User avatar #63 - HeinrichHimmler (02/08/2010) [-]
Bitch
Die
User avatar #50 - PINESLIEKVIGANI (02/07/2010) [-]
loal, bottom right:
"Bitch
____Die!"
User avatar #44 - WeMustDestroyIt (02/07/2010) [-]
Damn!
This was from when Funnyjunk was yellow =O!!!

oh nostalgia,how I love thou.
User avatar #3 - BigMatt (02/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
This was a "grafilthy" post in a Hustler Magazine from the early eighties...

Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to **** , but only farted
So one day, I took a chance
Tried to fart, and **** my pance

And yes. I am a filthy pervert... I subscribed to Hustler for years before high speed internet...
User avatar #70 - Misamisahime (02/08/2010) [-]
Here I Sit to Take a ****
I pushed a load, But nothing showed
Some come here to sit and think,
But I come here to **** and stink
#59 - grossi **User deleted account** (02/08/2010) [-]
haha thats great
#17 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
anyone else notice the "BITCH DIE" at the bottom?
User avatar #21 to #17 - TehEman (02/07/2010) [-]
lol i went back to check
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