SEGRE ‘revs. us:
Customer: "Hi, my son says that I have Spartans on my
laptop and I should bring it to you guys."
Customer: "Yes, f called my son at school and told him that
screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have
He: "Uh! You mean That' s a possibility; let me run
this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we' ll see what' s
Customer: "Young man, my son is in college and he says it
has spartans. You just stand here in a little uniform and make
minimum wage. I think my son knows what he is talking
He: “You' re right ma' am. I was hoping to run a diagnostic and
find out that it wasn' t spartans, but just by looking at the
login screen, I can tell that you probably have about 300 of
the little guys running around."
Me: "res horrible. They cram themselves into a bottleneck and
kill ways after ways of data, until there is a wall of dead
programs blocking any more bathe through your computer."
Customer: "Oh, that just figures. I' m going to go buy a new
He: ", ma' am, I think that would be best."