Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems
when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
Johnny, inthere were five birds sitting on a fence and you
shot one, how many would be left?" "None," replied
Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the
answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you
Little Johnny said '''I have a question for you now." ''If
there were three women eating ice cream cones in a
shop... one licking her cone, the second biting her cone,
and the third one sucking her cone... which one is
married?"' "Well," said the teacher nervously," ''I guess
the one sucking the cone?" "No," said little Johnny. "the
one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way
you are thinking."