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Little johnny joke

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems
when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
Johnny, inthere were five birds sitting on a fence and you
shot one, how many would be left?" "None," replied
Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the
answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you
are thinking."
Little Johnny said '''I have a question for you now." ''If
there were three women eating ice cream cones in a
shop... one licking her cone, the second biting her cone,
and the third one sucking her cone... which one is
married?"' "Well," said the teacher nervously," ''I guess
the one sucking the cone?" "No," said little Johnny. "the
one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way
you are thinking."
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#13 - phlombus (03/30/2011) [+] (8 replies)
This fits well for the bird joke.
#18 - newmainman (03/30/2011) [-]
Tells hot teacher same joke at school tomorrow.

Sex after class.
#6 - jisuto (03/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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#5 - hacftw (03/30/2011) [-]
<--Johnny
<--Johnny
#22 - anonymousdj (03/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
His name wasn't actually johnny, it was Gary ************* Oak
#17 - AEHorndog (03/30/2011) [-]
Horny little bugger....
#30 - endlessspaghetti (03/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Johnny, age 3.
User avatar #1 - tehfinalfallen (03/29/2011) [-]
This was from Eli's Dirty Jokes
#48 - pikapoo (03/30/2011) [-]
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User avatar #40 - turlesrfun (03/30/2011) [-]
Eli's Dirty Jokes amirite?
User avatar #9 - malacyman (03/30/2011) [-]
little johnny was talking to a girl and said "nice pants, i'd love to get in them". and the girl replies " why would you say that?" and johnny says " because i just took a **** in mine!"
#16 - Decado (03/30/2011) [-]
Oh, yeah, I've never seen THIS joke before on Eli's Dirty Jokes.
#44 - captnpl ONLINE (03/30/2011) [-]
wouldn't there be one bird left? the dead one wouldn't have flown away
#39 - butsecks **User deleted account** (03/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#47 to #43 - ANONYMOMYNONA (03/30/2011) [-]
dont care about red thumbs, i will reply for the cause
User avatar #3 - kakster (03/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
heres one for you to post there was a kid named johnny go deeper and when all the kids went to lunch the teacher told him to stay so they could have sex at the end of the game johnnys mother arrived at the classroom and walked in to see his son having sex with his teacher johnnys mother screamed "JOHNNY GO DEEPER!!!!" and johnny replied "im trying!!!"
User avatar #4 to #3 - kakster (03/30/2011) [-]
*end of the day
User avatar #11 - Nullifier (03/30/2011) [-]
Little johnny was on funnyjunk and then he saw a repost.
#2 - blookiwi (03/30/2011) [-]
Give credit where credit's due.
User avatar #46 - lizandtim (03/30/2011) [-]
lol I read this on a sex joke app on my ipod :)
#8 - anonymous (03/30/2011) [-]
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