On Valentine' s Day, Mary asked her father "Daddy, I learned that St.
valentine was a Christian Saint. Sines we' re Jewish, will God get angry if I
give someone a valentine'?'')
The father responded "No, he wen t. Who do mu want tn give a Valentine
Mary replies Emma bin Laden".
Shocked, the father says "Why en earth would you give a valentine to
Mary says "Well, i thought if Osama got a Valentine hem a little American
Jewish girl, maybe he wouldnt hate the US much. And if other kids
bellowed my example, he would go around loving the world and preach
pews and kwe people instead of killing them".
Mary' s father looks at his daughter with newshound pride, and with tears in
his eyes, says "That is the most beautiful idea I have ever heard".
l knew”, continued Mary. "And when he eames out of hiding, the Marines
can blow the shit out of him!"