A Joke. I can't blame you if you don't feel like reading this, but it's worth it. The Game.. On Valentine' s Day, Mary asked her father "Daddy, I learned that S
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A Joke

I can't blame you if you don't feel like reading this, but it's worth it. The Game.

On Valentine' s Day, Mary asked her father "Daddy, I learned that St.
valentine was a Christian Saint. Sines we' re Jewish, will God get angry if I
give someone a valentine'?'')
The father responded "No, he wen t. Who do mu want tn give a Valentine
Mary replies Emma bin Laden".
Shocked, the father says "Why en earth would you give a valentine to
Mary says "Well, i thought if Osama got a Valentine hem a little American
Jewish girl, maybe he wouldnt hate the US much. And if other kids
bellowed my example, he would go around loving the world and preach
pews and kwe people instead of killing them".
Mary' s father looks at his daughter with newshound pride, and with tears in
his eyes, says "That is the most beautiful idea I have ever heard".
l knew”, continued Mary. "And when he eames out of hiding, the Marines
can blow the shit out of him!"
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#19 - XemogirlX **User deleted account** (02/06/2010) [+] (8 replies)
im sorry but whats the game?
User avatar #21 to #19 - JimmyValmer (02/06/2010) [-]
get off this site
User avatar #30 - rawrbetchrawr (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
FUCK YOU I LOST THE GAME 4 TIMES IN A ROW 2DAY
#59 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [-]
WE JUST FUCKING LOST THE GAME.
User avatar #27 - cocoasauce (02/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
im sad because i thumbed it up before i saw "the game". if i would have seen that i woulda thumbed this down just because of it
#35 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [+] (9 replies)
Marines suck! :D
#38 to #35 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [-]
anti-patriotic jackass.
#34 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [-]
oorah Marine Corps!!!
#6 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
This kid > epic
User avatar #29 - VolcomSkaterThree (02/07/2010) [-]
This girl is the next president for sure. Her ideas are genius!
#18 - wbrandemuehl (02/06/2010) [-]
This girl is smarter than the entire U.S. government! (shocking, i know)
#2 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
your balls wernt there to laugh off anyway
#61 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
i hate u
User avatar #72 to #71 - devinme (02/07/2010) [-]
BABY DON'T HURT ME!
BABY DON'T HURT ME!!
NO MOAR!!
(does head bobbing thing)
User avatar #15 - JimmyValmer (02/06/2010) [+] (4 replies)
y-y-yyou guys are f-frickin awesome very much. this is c-c-c-ccurrently ranked s-s-seventeenth
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#62 - xRyanxRampagex **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#10 - Gute (02/06/2010) [-]
huh maybe the jews r good for something after all
#60 - JohnnyDude (02/07/2010) [-]
Not bad
#42 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [-]
ramirez! you know what to do!
#79 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [-]
Imagine this in a Robot Chicken perspective:
Ahem... Osama's in a barney outfit with children all around him
Osama: I love you, you love me. we're a happy family with a great big-
Marine: GET 'EM!
#49 - bloodymuffin **User deleted account** (02/07/2010) [-]
she's so smart
#23 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
this is a fucking little billy joke
#82 - TitsMiester **User deleted account** (02/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Lets see how many thumbs up this comment can get! lets break a record guys!
User avatar #83 to #82 - Felixthecat (02/07/2010) [-]
BOOOM! Reverse psychology is for pussies queer.
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