Capitalism and Cows. . i 'i.. i'.'// i' -- You have two cows. You sell one and My a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows, You sell them and retire
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Capitalism and Cows

i 'i.. i'.'// i' -- You have two cows. You sell one and My a bull. Your herd multiplies,
and the economy grows, You sell them and retire on the income.
the milk of tour cows, You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk You then create clever cow cartoon images
called ' ) and market them worldwide.
You harm two cows. You revengineer them so they We for foo years, ea
once a month, and milk themselves.
I'..? i.." C.'. .' -- You have two cows, hut you don' t know where they are You break for
lunch.
J. "i, 3 '." ''. l -- You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. Yo.
count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have ffl cows.
You stop counting cows and open anotherwaffle of uremia.
l. .:.1' -- You have ) cows, none of which belong to you, hm charge others to
storing them.
employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
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Submitted: 02/06/2010
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#5 - Double Post (02/07/2010) [-]
I'm from Arkansas and I still think this is funny. lol
#6 - Womens Study Major (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hindus do not worship cows, this is a myth, there are no cow statues, idols, gods, goddess or tributes to cows.
User avatar #7 to #6 - memeinmycoffee (02/07/2010) [-]
we all know that! Jeez, we're not stupid, it's just a joke.
Make like my captcha and lighten up

Captcha: spark
#2 - Womens Study Major (02/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
pronounced arkensaul
User avatar #4 to #3 - CrushMelody (02/06/2010) [-]
Unfortunately Baffalo, sometimes it does
User avatar #1 - Baffalo (02/06/2010) [-]
An Arkansas Corporation (cont) -- The one on the left gets a blue ribbon at the fair, sells for enough to buy lots bull semen. Artificial insemination means lots of calves, and lots of money. See Traditional Capitalism for what happens next.
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