15 things you won't do. 15 things you wont do on an elevator. 20+ for more EDIT: i will be posting part 2 of this tomorow at 10am EST. sub if you wanna see. Fun
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15 things you won't do

15 things you wont do on an elevator. 20+ for more
EDIT: i will be posting part 2 of this tomorow at 10am EST. sub if you wanna see

Fun
to do in c' iil'
Stare at another
passenger for
awhile, then
announce in horror,
You' re one of THEM"
and back away slowly.
Annouce in a
demonic voice,
I must find
a more suitable
host body."
Stare, grinning at
another passenger
for awhile, and
then announce,
l have new
socks on."
Drop a pen and
wait until someone
reaches to help
pick it up, then
scream, "That' s mine!"
When the doors
close, announce to
the others,
It' s okay.
Don' t panic,
they open up again."
Shave.
If anyone brushes
against you,
recoil and scream
Bad touch!"
When you get off
the elevator,
whisper to the
others who stayed
elevator NOW if I
were you."
When the other
people in the
elevator leave,
yell "SHARON!"
Stand silent and
motionless in the
corner, facing the
wall, without
getting off.
Crack open your
briefcase or purse,
and while peering
inside ask:
Got enough air
in there?"
Meow occasionally.
Say ''I wonder
what all these do"
and push the
red buttons.
Carry a blanket
and clutch it
protectively.
Start brushing off
invisible bugs
from your arms,
screaming
Aagghh!
Get them off!"
As the elevator
is going up, jump
violently up and
down, shouting
Down! I said down,
dammit!"
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#60 - dobbyluvva (03/29/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Stare, at another passenger and scream"Your one of them!"
There black
#24 - thefuckingscc (03/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
better

make a recording of the demonic voice saying the new body thing,
face the passenger with the recoding in your pocket
play it when he clearly sees your mouth not moving
grin like so
<-- while doing it
??? profit.
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User avatar #120 - bransonwt (03/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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Yeah. You'll "make" another one.
#445 - starfoxbro (03/30/2011) [-]
I MADE A CHRISTMAS TREE!!
#427 - signiorrenege (03/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Step 1: Retrieve a barf bag from an airline.
Step 2: Fill bag with Chunky chicken noodle soup
Step 3: Start eating from bag while in the elevator, and offer some to the people in the elevator.
Step 4: Profit

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User avatar #13 - Silver Quantum (03/29/2011) [+] (7 replies)
i'll give you 100 thumbs if you post a video of you doing any of those.
#185 - krayziebone (03/29/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Ill Try To Make a Video of all 15 and post it on funnyjunk.
OP SHALL DELIVER !
User avatar #128 - Alexios (03/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Put a desk in the elevator, sit behind it and when someone enters ask them irritably if they have an appointment.
User avatar #462 - devinme (03/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
16.)Ask someone what floor they are going to as they get on and then press all the numbers.....stare at them calmly for extra points
#95 - HolyArachnid (03/29/2011) [-]
I do #9 all the time.....
#161 - bloodsplatterr (03/29/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I did number 10 and now im banned from the elevators at all recreational facilities in my town..
I did number 10 and now im banned from the elevators at all recreational facilities in my town..
#232 - Elderly Man (03/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'm already trapped inside my glass case of emotion!
#133 - dethpanda (03/29/2011) [-]
BAD TOUCH!
BAD TOUCH!
#408 - thisisformytrollin (03/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
bet you won't do this in the elevator
bet you won't do this in the elevator
#195 - TheRollingBones (03/29/2011) [-]
SHAROOOOOON!!!
#144 - drtoejam (03/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I will do each and every one of these and I will ******* post it.
#111 - anonymous (03/29/2011) [-]
TO THE ELEVATOR!
TO THE ELEVATOR!
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