MEN VS WOMEN. sorry for long post, but hope ya enjoy! EDIT : thanks for front page, you guys are all legends! . MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER
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MEN VS WOMEN

sorry for long post, but hope ya enjoy!
EDIT : thanks for front page, you guys are all legends!

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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE " "s,
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go aut far lunch, they will call each other Laura,
Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and Jean go out, they will affection utely refer ta each
other as Fat Bay, and Fourier's.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and Jean will each threw in , even
thaugh it' s only far . 50. Name them will have anything smaller and
nene will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, aut come the packet calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay for a Item he needs.
Awoman will pay far a Item that she deosn' t need but it' s en sale.
BATH ROOMS
A man has six Items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
cream, razor, a bar soap, and a towel.
The average number Items in the typical weman’ s bathroom is 337. A
man weild net be able ta Identify mere than 20 these Items.
ARE U M ENTS
Awoman has the last ward in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning a new argument.
FUTURE
Awoman wearies about the future until she gets a husband.
A man the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is ene whe makes mere maney than his wife can
spend.
A successful weman is ene whe can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
Awoman Marrissa man expecting he will change, but he doesnt
A man marries a weman expecting that she want change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
Awoman will dress up ta go sheeping, water the plants, empty the
trash, answer the pheny, read a beet, and get the mail.
A man will dress up far weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as as they went ta bed.
Stamen during the night.
Ah, children. Awoman mews all about her children. She mews about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, faverite feeds, secret
fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware Some short people Iklng in the house
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#113 - wellknownanonymous **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#21 - gwegw (03/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
OMG MY WIFE IS MORE OF A MAN THAN ME!!!
#130 - krayziebone (03/29/2011) [+] (13 replies)
woman are only good for 3 things. cooking, cleaning, and Vaginas.

P.S Deal With It
#112 - KiraLives (03/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Soooo true....
#1 - ijiek (03/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #257 - xxvinnehxx (03/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not sexist. Sexism is hard work and hard work is for women.
User avatar #14 - bodock (03/29/2011) [+] (4 replies)
The man side applies to me more and I'm a girl...?
#147 - mrmine (03/29/2011) [+] (8 replies)
women?

ASS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#19 - anonymous (03/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd thats why im gay. not flamboyant. i play lacrosse and shit.
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#179 - VaultTechy (03/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Typical men's bathroom = no toilet paper.
#198 to #179 - lolsnapple (03/29/2011) [-]
Typical mens public restroom:

PISS EVERYWHERE
#256 - anonymous (03/29/2011) [+] (13 replies)
Actually, when you think about it, women wear makeup to impress men. When theyre sleeping at night, Theyre makeup comes off or theyre skin obsorbs it, and theyre used-to-be-beautiful hair messes up. They do not deteriorate or any other shit. Juss sayin'. I dont care if you thumb down. I just want to stick up for women. They try really hard for a decent man to love that will, in return, love her. Im not a feminost or anything i just feel terrible that women have to go through this crap from men every day with the sexist " go make me a sandwich" junk. Theyre nothing but more human beings. So thumb down this comment if you dont agree. Im just trying to make a point. I know this member is not trying to be mean but i just want to let you all no
User avatar #259 to #256 - ixneedxaxlife (03/29/2011) [-]
In a way they do though. Most women wear make up to hide their flaws so men will find them attractive.
Oh, and its the internet so controversial jokes happen.
#32 - sakufilth (03/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
According to this, I'm a man.

Awesome.
#212 - anonymous (03/29/2011) [+] (6 replies)
...Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that the average men doesn't keep toilet paper in his bathroom?
User avatar #159 - CaldasReport (03/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
A woman talks to her friends about every man she's been with, or even slightly liked.
A man only tells his friends about the ones that are worth it.
#3 - lordoffail (03/29/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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