sh*t its not real

#334 to #331 - anonymous (07/23/2009) [-]

oh shit

#330 - billz (07/12/2009) [-]

is that a dolphin or is it a shrk? its hard to tell *_*

#335 to #330 - anonymous (07/27/2009) [-]

if it was a dolphin the whole body would be curved. thats a shark. but personally this pic isnt real. but id shit bricks if i was that guy on tha surf board. captcha-strip

#333 to #330 - Random Personz (07/19/2009) [-]

its so cute ^^

#332 to #330 - anonymous (07/18/2009) [-]

its a dolphin the fin's curved

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#329 - anonymous (07/07/2009) [-]

i would shit my self pee my self and do what ever the fuck to get away but i know its a dophlin

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#325 - COCK CHAOS (07/04/2009) [-]

what the fuck? dolphin? you guys are tards. see the fin in the back? its sticking up. not sideways. and if I were that guys, i'd shit my pants, and swim like a fuckin' madman. funnyjunk would not post this if it was a dolphin. for all the assholes who think its a dolphin. Thats a hard achievement to be that stupid. congrats.

#328 to #325 - anonymous (07/07/2009) [-]

its ahrd 2 tell if the tail is vertical or horitzantal, either way u'd either b amazed or run on water

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#327 to #325 - tareke (07/06/2009) [-]

if i saw that i would be the first man to run on water!!!

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#324 - i iz funny (07/02/2009) [-]

dude tht looks like my dads terds and not that i wld kno what they look like all u perverts but he just sometomes forget to flush!!!:(

#326 to #324 - anonymous (07/04/2009) [-]

y u lookin then

#318 - anonymous (06/27/2009) [-]

when i was surfing 3 years ago i saw a dolphin in the water i thought it wa a shark i was really scared until it jumped out of the water never eat meat before surfing and alaways wear shark repel

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#313 - anonymous (06/26/2009) [-]

OMFG IT'S a DOLPHIN!!! The devious bastard tried to take my leg off and act like it was the shark! And I was all like "FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!" I know your dorsal fin when I see it!

#323 to #313 - anonymousname (06/29/2009) [-]

ROFL!!!!! So much better

#322 to #313 - bitchtits (06/28/2009) [-]

Now just imagine napoleon dynamite saying that.

#319 to #313 - anonymous (06/28/2009) [-]

pectoral fin gives it away u ass

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#316 to #313 - anonymous (06/27/2009) [-]

LMAO! i love your snarky attitude!

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#310 - remotecontrol (06/25/2009) [-]

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old and have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't post this in 12 threads, I will come to ur house at midnight and hide under ur bed. When ur asleep I'll kill you.

#321 to #310 - PeaceoutXD (06/28/2009) [-]

Bring it on. My friends would be the people to do that and they have done it. I've grown immune to being scared! At least around my friends.

#317 to #310 - anonymous (06/27/2009) [-]

How are you going to know which bed is mine. Also what kind of little demon boy says "ur". Dumbass.

#315 to #310 - anonymous (06/26/2009) [-]

good luck jackass my bed is on the ground

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#311 to #310 - Random Llama (06/25/2009) [-]

try finding me with no eyes dumbshit

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#309 - anonymous (06/25/2009) [-]

that would make me sh*t bricks

#320 to #309 - anonymous (06/28/2009) [-]

are you kidding that would makr me shit cars man

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#306 - anonymous (06/25/2009) [-]

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old and have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't post this in 12 threads, I will come to ur house at midnight and hide under ur bed. When ur asleep I'll kill you. lol.

#307 to #306 - anonymous (06/25/2009) [-]

Right. Now tell the one that's not complete bullshit.

#305 - anonymous (06/25/2009) [-]

are u sure thats a dolphin it looks to big >_

#312 to #305 - anonymous (06/25/2009) [-]

is that surfer guy wearing any shorts cuz it doesnt look like it

#303 - loke (06/25/2009) [-]

A dolphins dorsal fin is rounded at the top. Sharks are straight. Sharks swim in a back and forth motion. Dolphins swim up and down. This is a dolphin. It's called the internet guys, look it up next time.

#301 - anonymous (06/24/2009) [-]

if ur a biologist, how do u not know how to spell mammal?

#300 - anonymous (06/23/2009) [-]

well i am a marine biologist from ohio and i definitly know from its shape and posture that it is not a dolphin it is a mixed breed of a shark and another underwater mammel

#308 to #300 - khendra (06/25/2009) [-]

isn't just a graphic artist ? i think ive seen it on a website for graphic artists, but it might not've been true.

#304 to #300 - anonymous (06/25/2009) [-]

errrrr no they dont

#302 to #300 - anonymous (06/25/2009) [-]

Dolphins lay eggs O.o

#299 - anonymous (06/23/2009) [-]

no duh you shitfuck it is a duck oooo sorry i was talking to my friend it is a duck!!!!!!!!!!duh!!!!!!!!!!!

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#296 - anonymous (06/23/2009) [-]

.. that shouldnt be a dolphin, if you look at the nose thing, its more like a shark

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#298 to #296 - anonymous (06/23/2009) [-]

nope it's a hippo... DUH!!!

#295 - anonymous (06/23/2009) [-]

i am an ichthyologist and by the tail (known as a fluke) you can tell it is a dolphin, case closed =]

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#292 - anonymous (06/23/2009) [-]

holy shit

#291 - anonymous (06/23/2009) [-]

It's a little big to be a dolphin, right? But I'm no marine biologist...so I wouldn't know

#314 to #291 - anonymous (06/26/2009) [-]

me again, no offense but i AM right. google it. :)

#297 to #291 - anonymous (06/23/2009) [-]

You've got it backwards. A whale has a side to side tail. dolphins and sharks both have up and down tails. That is indeed a dolphin, a shark's dorsal fin isn't as curved.

#294 to #291 - anonymous (06/23/2009) [-]

i can't tell but look at the tail. if it goes side to side it's a shark, up and down it's a dolhpin or whale. it's too blurry to tell =/