Very Funny Joke. Its takes a while to read but well worth it. It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and
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Very Funny Joke

Its takes a while to read but well worth it

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned
in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children
are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions Task, first and correctly can leave
early today."
says to himself "Good, Iwant to get outta here. Tm smart and
will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Age?"
can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That' s right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said l Have a Dream?"
can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martell Luther King."
Teacher: "That' s right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than heffie.
Teacher: "Who said Ask not, what your country can do fur you?'
can open his mouth, Nancy says, John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That' s right Nancy, you may also leave.."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer tn any of the
When the teacher turns her says, "I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: GNOW WHO SAID THAT?"
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Submitted: 02/05/2010
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#5 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [+] (10 replies)
Wouldn't he want their mouths open? its really hard to get a blowjob from a closed mouth.
User avatar #8 - NOM NOM NOM (02/06/2010) [-]
a lion wouldn't cheat on his wife, bute tiger wood.
User avatar #20 - TeamSTFU (02/06/2010) [-]
This is gay, no one cares 'bout Tiger. If you're white, and marry a ****** expect to get cheated on over 10 times.
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User avatar #16 - TechnoNorris (02/06/2010) [-]
I'm pretty sure OJ said that too.
#14 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/06/2010) [-]
if i was little johny's father, i would be so proud :')
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#3 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
that is damn true!!!
#1 - failing (02/06/2010) [-]
i lol'd
User avatar #2 - thitysectomars (02/06/2010) [-]
Amen to tat my friends

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