Very Funny Joke. Its takes a while to read but well worth it. It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and  tiger woods joke Chuck Norris
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Very Funny Joke

 
Very Funny Joke. Its takes a while to read but well worth it. It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and

Its takes a while to read but well worth it

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned
in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children
are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions Task, first and correctly can leave
early today."
says to himself "Good, Iwant to get outta here. Tm smart and
will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Age?"
can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That' s right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said l Have a Dream?"
can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martell Luther King."
Teacher: "That' s right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than heffie.
Teacher: "Who said Ask not, what your country can do fur you?'
can open his mouth, Nancy says, John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That' s right Nancy, you may also leave.."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer tn any of the
questions.
When the teacher turns her says, "I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: GNOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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Views: 10806 Submitted: 02/05/2010