You Know You're A Taliban If
YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
2. You own a , 000 machine gun and , 000 rocket launcher, but you
can' t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon
5. You think vests come in two styles: and suicide.
ti. You can' t think of anyone you haven' t declared Jihad against.
I You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting of? roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own
at least four.
10. You‘ always had a crush on your neighbor' s goat.