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are produced in the male' s testes
Average composition of sement
q sperm
mucus
seminal pl
O prostate fari
testes
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the rest consists of enzymes, vit
calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, cit
Nutritional Facts
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Serving Size 1 teaspoon (-5 ml)
Servings per Package: at any time
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Amount per serving
Calories bitter
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Cholesterol 3 mg
Protein 150 mg
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make the sperm taste SW
4 average volume of semen per
ejaculation is 1 teaspoon...
each teaspoon of semen can cont:
about 200 to 500 million sper
AVERAGE NUMBER OF SPERM
PER EJACULATE (in millions)
2000
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faster than a West African gagu
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7 to 10 inches
farthest splooge
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It is estimated that
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allergic to semen
the number of hours s -
can live on a toilet
N The people of Papua New Guinea it is
R 's believed that to become sexually mature men,
young boys must swallow the semen of their
elders
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Submitted: 02/04/2010
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#36 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/05/2010) [+] (6 replies)
the reason pigs ejaculate the most semen is that their orgasm lasts up to 30 minutes.
you 0 minutes after orgasm: :D
pig after 0 minutes: :D
you after 10 minutes: :/
pig after 10 minutes: :D
you after 20 minutes: :\
pig after 20 minutes: :D
you after 30 minutes: :/
pig after 30 minutes: 8D
#71 - anon (02/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
ewww i just realized when a girl swallows they swallow billions of undeveloped humans
#54 - anon (02/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
so when you call a guy a pig, how is that not the best compliment you can give a man?
User avatar #81 - facepalmer (02/05/2010) [+] (3 replies)
eww well i just realized i came out of my dads penis:(
User avatar #94 to #81 - scottalias (02/05/2010) [-]
you never wondered why he called you "Squirt"?
User avatar #93 - Bleehbluh (02/05/2010) [+] (4 replies)
So.... if eating fruit makes your sperm taste sweeter.... Does that mean homosexuals have sugar sperm?
User avatar #59 - shamusogrady (02/05/2010) [-]
Thatll do pig, thatll do
User avatar #49 - LazyPuppy (02/05/2010) [-]
My mom walked in when I was reading this... it was awkward...
#57 - anon (02/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
IMA GO RIGHT NOW AND EAT EAT MY SPERM, (i amm a vegetarian)
best part of being anonymous is;i say what i want. ARRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHFRDHD YUESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
excuse me, ive just JIZZED IN a cup.... i got to go..... i think i missed a little.......
#58 to #57 - Nidmorrfun (02/05/2010) [-]
maybe you can say what you want but you're still a sperm eating freak
User avatar #89 - Bleehbluh (02/05/2010) [-]
Next stop, new guinea! Come on Pedobear!
User avatar #78 - rawrbetchrawr (02/05/2010) [+] (10 replies)
o.o i think im gona start makin my bf eat more fruit
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#16 - anon (02/05/2010) [+] (3 replies)
a pigs orgasm lasts for 30 mins .its true
#130 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (02/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I thought semen fought great white whales, or played with their fish and got all wet.
User avatar #116 - tOOthfairy (02/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
at first i was like XD and then i read the last line and i was like D8
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User avatar #151 - thatcreepyguy (02/05/2010) [-]
"Hey you want to try my new diet drink with only 20 calories?"
"Sure"
"ok close your eyes and suck it outa a hose"
User avatar #46 - freshblob (02/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hmmm... how did someone find out the taste facts?
User avatar #47 to #46 - freshblob (02/05/2010) [-]
Also, OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
#2 - canepaverde (02/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
that last one with papua new guinnea was just the icing on the cake
User avatar #10 - IceBearJudgesYou (02/04/2010) [-]
WTFH on the last one o.o....they crazy...ide be a little boy forever
User avatar #1 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (02/04/2010) [+] (11 replies)
Oh wow. Thank you so much for the info. ^_^ Now I know to ask my men 2 eat more fruits. So the serving size is 1 tsp? How do I measure that? Lol. *slurp slurp*
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