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are produced in the male' s testes
Average composition of sement
q sperm
mucus
seminal pl
O prostate fari
testes
Semen only contain about 10% Sp
the rest consists of enzymes, vit
calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, cit
Nutritional Facts
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Serving Size 1 teaspoon (-5 ml)
Servings per Package: at any time
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Amount per serving
Calories bitter
Total Fat = &
Total Carbohydrates a CI '
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may cause sperm to taste bitter and a
Cholesterol 3 mg
Protein 150 mg
r based on average human male
ejaculation
sweet
Foods containing natural sugars, such as fruits '
make the sperm taste SW
4 average volume of semen per
ejaculation is 1 teaspoon...
each teaspoon of semen can cont:
about 200 to 500 million sper
AVERAGE NUMBER OF SPERM
PER EJACULATE (in millions)
2000
it average speed of semen at
ament of ejaculation is M mph...
faster than a West African gagu
f The human male ejaculates an _
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7 to 10 inches
farthest splooge
is " feet
the number of
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allergic to semen
the number of hours s -
can live on a toilet
N The people of Papua New Guinea it is
R 's believed that to become sexually mature men,
young boys must swallow the semen of their
elders
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#36 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
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the reason pigs ejaculate the most semen is that their orgasm lasts up to 30 minutes.
you 0 minutes after orgasm: :D
pig after 0 minutes: :D
you after 10 minutes: :/
pig after 10 minutes: :D
you after 20 minutes: :\
pig after 20 minutes: :D
you after 30 minutes: :/
pig after 30 minutes: 8D
#43 to #36 - anon id: 7baf5933
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LAWL. u got that from the same guy who made the same pic as the one above
#50 to #36 - anon id: c4ccc7e0
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I thought it was sleepyface after 0 minutes....
User avatar #81 - facepalmer
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(02/05/2010) [-]
eww well i just realized i came out of my dads penis:(
User avatar #94 to #81 - scottalias
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(02/05/2010) [-]
you never wondered why he called you "Squirt"?
#97 to #94 - anon id: c47c4ca0
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lol epic
#99 to #94 - MAYONNAISE **User deleted account**
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User avatar #93 - Bleehbluh
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So.... if eating fruit makes your sperm taste sweeter.... Does that mean homosexuals have sugar sperm?
#100 to #93 - anon id: ac82e0cc
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maybe if the homosexual is a cannibal and eats other homos
#124 to #100 - anon id: e9b8eafd
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well I guess you better start hiding then.

-muhahaha>:3

#122 to #93 - anon id: e9b8eafd
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(02/05/2010) [-]
well gays are fruity.

-muhahaha>:3
User avatar #104 to #93 - BIZARRExBADGER
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(02/05/2010) [-]
ZING!
#71 - anon id: c5b55490
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ewww i just realized when a girl swallows they swallow billions of undeveloped humans
#75 to #71 - anon id: b3f46c3a
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(02/05/2010) [-]
i lol'd that is really funny
User avatar #73 to #71 - Pedobear Attack
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cannibalz!
User avatar #59 - shamusogrady
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(02/05/2010) [-]
Thatll do pig, thatll do
User avatar #49 - LazyPuppy
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(02/05/2010) [-]
My mom walked in when I was reading this... it was awkward...
#57 - anon id: 2d172340
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(02/05/2010) [-]
IMA GO RIGHT NOW AND EAT EAT MY SPERM, (i amm a vegetarian)
best part of being anonymous is;i say what i want. ARRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHFRDHD YUESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
excuse me, ive just JIZZED IN a cup.... i got to go..... i think i missed a little.......
#58 to #57 - Nidmorrfun
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(02/05/2010) [-]
maybe you can say what you want but you're still a sperm eating freak
#65 to #58 - anon id: 9b44969a
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(02/05/2010) [-]
actually it's quite yummy. but i don't jizz in a cup, i bend over backwards and shqwert in mah own mouth.
User avatar #89 - Bleehbluh
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(02/05/2010) [-]
Next stop, new guinea! Come on Pedobear!
User avatar #78 - rawrbetchrawr
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(02/05/2010) [-]
o.o i think im gona start makin my bf eat more fruit
#85 to #78 - BadArtist
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(02/05/2010) [-]
haha yeah I learned that a little while ago.. according to my ex I used to taste like salty manaise
#102 to #85 - MAYONNAISE **User deleted account**
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User avatar #119 to #78 - rawrbetchrawr
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and now i wunder what would happen if i mixed it up w/ watermelon
#82 to #78 - anon id: 8c58cb18
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Can I be your boyfriend if I eat more fruit?
User avatar #106 to #82 - rawrbetchrawr
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lmfao ill think about it
#80 to #78 - evilpenguin
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Don't forget the same applies for girls tasting better when you eat them out
User avatar #108 to #80 - rawrbetchrawr
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guess mines taste like peaches and apples ;D

captcha code:
pussy

epic o_o
#110 to #108 - evilpenguin
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xD rofl nice captcha and smexyness ;P
User avatar #115 to #110 - rawrbetchrawr
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why thank you 8D
#117 to #115 - evilpenguin
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you're quite welcome =]
#33 - Captain Badass **User deleted account**
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#34 to #33 - anon id: d15a1570
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......No.
#35 to #34 - Captain Badass **User deleted account**
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#45 to #35 - anon id: eb9d2fab
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Why the **** would you say that? you have some problems sir....
User avatar #44 to #35 - braydonbond
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I would kill him if he told me that.... actually, i would kill him even if he didn't tell me that... i ******* hate him... i would do it but i don't feel like going to jail for life when i'm leaving the house for good in a couple of years after i graduate college
#68 to #44 - anon id: 8416754b
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dont worry i hate his dad too
User avatar #72 to #68 - braydonbond
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lol not what i was talking about, but ok