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Son: "Daddy, I have to write a
special report for school, but I don' t
know what Politics is."
Father: "Well, let' s take our home
as an example. I am the bread-
winner, so let' s call me Capitalism.
Your Mum is the administrator of
money, so we' ll call her
Government. We take care of your
need, so let' s call you The People.
We' ll call the maid the Working
Class and your brother we can call
The Future. Do you understand
Son: "I' m not really sure, Dad. I' ll
have to think about it."
That night awakened by his
brother' s crying, the boy went to
see what was wrong. Discovering
that the baby had seriously soiled
his diaper, the boy went to his
parents' room and found his mother
sound asleep. He went to the
maid' s room, where, peeking
through the keyhole, he saw his
father in bed with the maid. The
boy' s knocking went totally
unheeded by his father and the
maid, so the boy returned to his
room and went back to sleep.
The next morning he reported to his
father.
Son: "Dad, now I think I understand
what Politics is."
Father: "Good son! Can you explain
it to me in your own words?"
Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is
screwing the Working Class,
Government is sound asleep, the
People are being completely
ignored and the Future is full of
**** ."
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Submitted: 03/25/2011
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User avatar #1 - xedeid (03/25/2011) [+] (9 replies)
why can i not give this multiple thumbs
#2 to #1 - ThisIsMyOtherName (03/25/2011) [-]
Maybe this will soothe you.
Maybe this will soothe you.
User avatar #6 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2011) [-]
Read a similar one about the economy. Son asks father to explain difference between potential and realistic. So father tells the son to go ask his mother and sister if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars each. Both say yes. Boy comes back to dad and tells what happened, so dad goes: "So potentially, we're sitting on 2 million dollars. Realistically, we're living with 2 sluts."
#8 - shirayukii (03/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
This is a Korean joke that's really hard to translate fully into English. You've done a good job sir :)
#40 - eastjesusnowhere (03/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Where do i send you my thumb?
#13 - AndyWo (03/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #7 - AudaciousBS (03/25/2011) [-]
my god your typing is offensive
#104 - biggylarge (03/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#16 - MidgetInABikini (03/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#5 - vanhoutte (03/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#88 - uhduhello (03/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#83 - ZombieYoshi (03/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#143 - niceonedude (03/26/2011) [-]
when mom finds out what happens at night
when mom finds out what happens at night
User avatar #15 - whiiterussian (03/25/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I read this exact joke in a book of Canadian jokes.
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#106 - reactionist (03/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Or it could have went like this: Son: "daddy, I have to write a special report for school tomorrow, but I don't know what politics is." Father: "well poly is the Latin word for many, and tics are blood sucking creatures."
Or it could have went like this: Son: "daddy, I have to write a special report for school tomorrow, but I don't know what politics is." Father: "well poly is the Latin word for many, and tics are blood sucking creatures."
#100 - 4chan refugee (03/26/2011) [-]
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#80 - sananta (03/26/2011) [-]
made me read...  
  
  
  
now i'm failing.
made me read...



now i'm failing.
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