90's candy BITCH. Hard worked Amercian OC by me, mrsholtisman! Please thumb FJ!!! I only create for your amusement If it goes negative, I get the idea..... Part candy bitches suck on that one Willy wonka
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90's candy BITCH

 
90's candy BITCH. Hard worked Amercian OC by me, mrsholtisman! Please thumb FJ!!! I only create for your amusement If it goes negative, I get the idea..... Part

Hard worked Amercian OC by me, mrsholtisman!
Please thumb FJ!!! I only create for your amusement
If it goes negative, I get the idea.....
Part 2 is in the works!!!

SEE THESE SHIT?!
TIME FOR A TRIP DOWN MEMORY FUCKIN
LANE, BITCH.
RASPBERRIES AND
BLACKBERRIES, .
MOTHERFUCKERS!
YEAH, THAT' S RIGHT, BITCH. TIME TO SEE ALL
THE BEST CANDIES FROM WHEN YOU WERE A s j
DAMN KID. NOT THE SHINY
MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE THOSE LITTLE WAX
BOTTLES SHITS, I MEAN THE REAL
MOTHERFUCKING DEAL.
LIKE EMINEMS AND SHIT.
MEMBER WHEN WE ATE...
OH YEAH.
HUBBA
MOTHERFUCKING
BUBBA. THIS WAS THE
SHIT, YOU COULD GRAB
THE 6 FEET OF GUM
INSIDE THESE FUCKERS
AND STUFF IT ALL IN
YOUR MOUTH!
CANDY BUTTONS, SLUT-
CAKES! THESE WERE THE
MOTHERFUCKERS YOU ATE
ON THE TTH OF FUCKING
JULY, DAMNIT. YOU DIDN' T
EVEN NEED YOUR
FINGERS, YOU COULD LICK
THE FUCKERS RIGHT OFF
THE DAMN PAPER THEY
ARE ON. RIGHTEOUS,
BITCH.
r EVEN CANDY NECKLACES,
on BROKE IF YOU PUL ED ON
it " fl THEM FOR EVEN HALFA
mit?. 'm SECOND BUT THESE BITCHES
9 , TASTED LIKE SEX IN MULTI-
Sitta bl COLOR RETRO RAINBOW,
DUDES!
EVEN CARAMEL SQUARES.
EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE
FUCKING CUBES OF DELICIOUS
MOUTH WATERING GOLDEN
GOODNESS, YOU GOT THESE
BTICHES FOR PRATT ICING
WRITING IN MOTHERFUCKIN'
CURSIVE. OH YEAH, BITCH.
AS MEXICAN AS YOU CAN GET IF
YOU LIVED IN NEW ENGLAND.
THESE BITCHES HAD A NAME
THAT MADE NO FUCKING SENSE
TO WHITE PEOPLE, AND THOSE
BITCHES HAD A FLAVOR SPAN
OF LIKE THREE MINUTES.
FUCKING JOLLY
RANCHERS, MUTHA
r! rd WHO
THOUGHT OF THE NAME
FOR THESE CYLINDERS
OF HARDENED SUGAR, A
GAY FARMER'? THAT' S
RIGHT BITCH. GAY
b P CANDY. BUT IT' S GOOD.
lease thumb! an [or moat!!!
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Views: 3809 Submitted: 03/25/2011