How to write a paper in college!. This is how you write a paper in college! OC. How to write a paper in : L St in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit pl
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How to write a paper in college!

This is how you write a paper in college!

How to write a paper in :
L St in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.
2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!]. Check your email.
3. Read war the assignment carefully, in make certain you understand it.
It Walk down to the trending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.
s, Check your email.
6, Call up a friend and ask if he/ she wants to go to grab a coffee. Juster get settled down
and ready to work.
I When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit
B, Read war the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9, Check your email.
IO, You know, you haven' t written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. 'mu' d
better write that letter now and get It out of the way so you can concentrate.
11. Look at your teeh in the bathroom mirror.
12. Grab some mpa: off of katar.
13. Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!
it MSN chat with one of your friends about the future, He summer plans),
15. Cheek your email.
16. Listen to your new mpa: and download some more.
17, Phone your friend on he other floor and ask if she' s started writing yet. Exchange
derogatory about your prof, the
course, he college, he world at large.
13. Walk to the store and buy a pack . You' probably run out.
19. While you' got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it,
M, Check your email.
21. Cheek the newspaper listings to make sure you aren' t missing something truly
worthwile on TV.
22. Play son' solitare (er age of legend's}.
23. Check out bored. com.
24. Wash your hands.
25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven' t started either.
26, Look through your housemate' s book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is,
27, Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
as. Check to see if boreal. com has been updated yet.
23. Cheek your email and listen to your new mpbs.
M, You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.
31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
32. Scoot your chair across the room to he window and watch the sunrise,
33. Lie face down on the floor and moan,
Punch the wall and break somehing.
Check your email,
36. Humble obscenities.
Sam - start hacking on he paper without stopping. Sam -paper is finished,
Stl, Complain to Everyone that you didn' t get any sleep because you had to write that stupid
39, Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.
40, Then, you open the door, Get on the floor and walk the dinosaur.
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