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devildday : Best suicide plan ever
what is it?
devildday : yew go up to the top of a roof
devildday : string piano wire tight across the front edge at nah level
devildday ". tie a cord to yew foot and the other end to the building so that youll be
above sidewalk level when its fully straddled
devildday ". then yew put super glue on yew hands
devildday : and put yew arms around the front of the wire and then batik to touvh
yew head
devildday : then yew lean forward, so the piano wire mm yew nedg but not yew
elbows
devildday : when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no
yew head will be in yew outstretched arms thanks to gravity and
the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
devildday : And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
i dent think i can be yew friend anymore
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#12 - PartyGorilla (03/25/2011) [+] (14 replies)
You know... If I were to commit suicide I would dress up like a creeper... strap bombs to my chest, start hissing and run at someones house. :>
#63 - OrangeYellowMan (03/25/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I had an idea once...  
  
Step 1: Dress as clown with a large sign around your neck.  
Step 2: Rent a skydiving plain.  
Step 3: Locate little boys birthday party with a outside location (ex. his backyard)  
Step 4: Jump out of plain with no parachute at a location above the birthday   
party and aim for it  
Step 5: Land right on his cake just after he blows out the candles-death on impact  
Step 6: Have the sign around your neck read "Happy Birthday you little 						****					."
I had an idea once...

Step 1: Dress as clown with a large sign around your neck.
Step 2: Rent a skydiving plain.
Step 3: Locate little boys birthday party with a outside location (ex. his backyard)
Step 4: Jump out of plain with no parachute at a location above the birthday
party and aim for it
Step 5: Land right on his cake just after he blows out the candles-death on impact
Step 6: Have the sign around your neck read "Happy Birthday you little **** ."
#33 - clink (03/25/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Right before i kill myself i will scream WHO ******* FARTED!!
everyone around me will be confused for the rest of their lives.
#8 - anonymous (03/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
People, this is called "An hero" and it's OLD.
#21 - stream (03/25/2011) [-]
+9
#50 - BurstingTesticles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#51 to #50 - triplewin (03/25/2011) [-]
didnt even have to enlarge .  
  
  
so proud.
didnt even have to enlarge .


so proud.
#10 - frostyfrost (03/25/2011) [-]
I knew an old dude who told me he tried to commit suicide by chopping off his arm with a chainsaw. That is intense. He still has his both arms.
#7 - KidSpenny (03/24/2011) [-]
This has been posted 3 times, but in different ways. OMG IT WILL LOOK LIKE HE RIPPED HIS HEAD OFF THAT'S SO CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!
#87 - machoflaco (03/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
that's one way to get ahead....
+22
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#194 - stepsword ONLINE (03/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I guess that 'poor bastard' would..  
  
  
  
lose his head.
I guess that 'poor bastard' would..



lose his head.
#155 - Grohlisgod (03/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
you can make it allot easier than that just try this <<<<<<<<<<<<<
you can make it allot easier than that just try this <<<<<<<<<<<<<
#84 - ZombieYoshi (03/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
There will be so much blood.
#214 - hydrosbro (03/25/2011) [-]
will this work if i keep doing it?
will this work if i keep doing it?
#203 - chunkeyninja (03/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
no the best suicide ever is to go to the top of a tall building, shoot yourself full of morphine, douse yourself with gasoline, leap off and yell FLAME ON and light yourself on fire
#167 - maryjaneinmabrain (03/25/2011) [+] (6 replies)
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