I will sing this to my children. I will you know. a is for amy who fell down the stairs b is for basil assaulted by bursa c is for clam who wasted away d is for death children alphabet
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I will sing this to my children

a is for amy who fell down the stairs
b is for basil assaulted by bursa
c is for clam who wasted away
d is for desmond thrown out of a sleigh
e is for ernest who choked on a peach
f is for fanny sucked dry by a leech
g is for george smothered under a rug
h is for hector done in by a thug
i is for ida who drowned in a lake
j is for james who took he by mistake
k is for kate who was struck by an axe
I is for leo who swallowed some tacks
m is for maud who was swept out to sea
n is for neville who died of ennui
o is for olive run through with an ml
p is for prue trampled flat in a brawl
is is for quentin who sank in a mire
r is for rhoda consumed by fire
s is for susan who perished of fits
t is for titus who flew into bits
u is for ma who slipped down a drain
y is for victor squashed under a train
w is for winnie embedded in ice
is is for iterates devoured by mice
r is for prick whose head was knocked in
I is for tellah who drank too much gin
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User avatar #1 - awesomosaurous (03/24/2011) [-]
W.T.F lol
#4 - anonymous (03/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
isn't this shel silverstein?
#3 - childjames (03/24/2011) [-]
basilmarket
#2 - jadethahel (03/24/2011) [-]
Hey, it's Gorey!
That's how I plan on teaching my children the alphabet, too.
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