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My favourite Mac Joke.

Sorry to cause offense to Mac users but you clearly are using the ******** piece of equipment ever.

Tags: win | fail | Mac
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Submitted: 02/04/2010
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#3 - anonymous (02/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Once you go Mac you never go back ! .... PC is junk... go home and set it on fire and burn it ... thats probably the only joy you will ever get out of it. REALLY !
User avatar #5 to #3 - tokibee (02/05/2010) [-]
I question to you fanboy. Why pay $1000 over what a laptop with all the same hardware? And if you say the OS, please
1)go out back
2)Burn your mac
3)Hang yourself
and if your miserable life hasn't ended look up what a hackintosh is.
OH MY GOD, you mean that if you actually do research before buying a computer you can have a perfect macbook pro clone save for the $1000 your spend on an apple product.
If you insist on wasting a thousand dollars I would gladly accept
#7 - anonymous (10/08/2010) [-]
Doesn't go that way... it's: The microsoft engineers try going by train without a ticket.. doesn't work.. then they try with an 3year old ticked.. doesn't work.. then they try with a home-made, quick-fix ticket.. still.. doesn't work.. then they finally put some effort and money in it and then.. you have Windows 7.
#6 - anonymous (03/31/2010) [-]
**** you! I hope you try going to a station without a ticket and get busted and fined as much as a mcbook costs and maybe wish you could've bought a macbook instead of taking that risk.
#4 - anonymous (02/04/2010) [-]
v I hope you die
#1 - Skrilla (02/04/2010) [-]
Too much read, bleh
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