pickup line

Smoooooth

like Keith Stone?

....do you mean keystone?

No, smooth like Keith Stone...

*Cough* Off of reddit *Cough*

You're right. That is so hard to come up with yourself, that must be where he got it.

Not sure if sarcasm, or trolling.

< But he was actually like

check out his name!!!!!!!oneoneone11111!!!

AND MY NAME IS BLUEWAFFLES!!! soes that mean i should go around like a retard and spread pics of bluewaffles everywhere?

Yes. Yes you should.

o lol you just dont care do you?
<- you

not rly :)

OMG......nice stache how long did it take to grow?

what the fuck is that?

Courage! ^_^

That scared me.

I didn't expect that!

What the shit?

that would make his watch an hour slow.

i know you shouldnt say this when someone facepalms you, but whats with all the facepalming? clocks were set an hour ahead recently, if he forgot about daylight savings time then his watch would be an hour slow.

In a way you're right, but it's part of the joke man

oh i see. the sexually oblivious rhino joke was still funny to me. just in case anyone reading this didnt know that.

It's magical dammit! It should change itself!

**shyannturner rolls 93** Thats major win. (21 for me being 21st thumb to this comment?)

made me lol harder than the picture. you sir get all of my internets!

if you are the one that made that Gif, can i suggest changing GROIN KICK to LOW KICK. same effect, but now its actually a pokemon move :)
just my suggestion.

what a ho

like a boss

A

Boss

I appreciate this.

do you really?

SCREENCAP NOW.

Sauce?

Ive lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?

if you were my homework I would do you ever night

MY DICK WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

Always.

i fucking love that movie!!! and i almost pissed myself on that part!! haha

whats that off of?

From Paris with Love

looks interesting...

running around paris with a jar full of cocaine with nonstop slo mo action sequences with john travolta's character's comedy... Hell yes

Looks bronze

he's really mad

That was so much funnier than the actual content.

One thumb for you.

fukken saved