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World Class

Original ad:
Garage sale on Saturday April 1 tth from IO am to it pro. Lots of clothes,
furniture, electronics, and more. The address is 341 ' Drive. Email me
hypo need directions.
Now before you think this woman doesn' t deserve it, she spammed this ad
everywhere, every day. I was sick of seeing it.
Hello,
I live a few blocks away from you and couldn' t help but notice you are having a
garage sale this Saturday. I am going to have to kindly ask you to change the
date of your garage sale. I am having my annual world class garage sale on
that day, and I do not want you to take away any of the customers that would
be coming to my garage sale.
If you could hold your garage sale some time during May or June, that would be
great.
Thanks,
Mike
From Karen WM tta Me:
I' m not changing the date. There is plenty of room tor both of our garage sales.
From Me to Karen ‘mm:
Karen,
There is not enough room tor both of our garage sales. As I said earlier, my
garage sale is a "world class" event. It draws in garage sale connoisseurs from
all over the region. I have already booked a bartender and a string quartet tor
my sale on Saturday. My garage sale is a classy experience, and I do not want
that experience to be ruined tor customers who mistake your garage sale tor
mine. Now I' m not saying your garage sale isn' t going to be nice, but I highly
doubt you have a bartender and string quartet at your sale.
Please take down all of the ads in the neighborhood tor your sale to avoid any
confusion tor my customers-
Mike
From Karen “M to Me:
How rude of you to even make this request I have the right to have a garage
sale when ever I want to. What gives you the nerve to think you can tell me
what to tile?
From Me to Karen M”:
Karen,
You are correct, you do have the right to do whatever you want. I realize that I
cannot change your mind about this.
I can, however, put up this ad all over the neighborhood- Let me know what you
think it:
In 199?, Karen's killed five
babies while operating tit steamroller
under the influence of crack cocaine.
is this the kind of person you
want to hold a garage sale in your
neighborhood?
DON' T LET KAREN FLATTEN
YOUR CHILDREN TOO. DON' T GO
TO HER GARAGE SALE AT 341
Best,
Mike
From Karen “M to Me:
What the hell is the matter with you? I swear if I see any of those ads in the
neighborhood I will tear them down and report you. Do not speak to me again
about this. You have been warned-
From Me to Karen M”:
Karen
I' m willing to cut you a deal and get you a spot on the guest list tor my world
class garage sale if you cancel yours.
Mike
From Karen Mm tta Me:
Screw you and screw your world class garage sale, you world class prick.
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Submitted: 03/23/2011
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User avatar #1 - lazindra (03/23/2011) [-]
may i come to your world class garage sale? LOL
User avatar #4 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (03/23/2011) [-]
Alot of reading, but totally worth it. LOVE YOU!
#3 - blurpleman (03/23/2011) [-]
Thats from dontevenreply.com


Mike is the best Craigslist Troll I've ever seen!!
#5 - sabu (03/23/2011) [-]
Karen is pretty hated by this guy so my pic applies o her
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