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I come home to front page. Third times a charm <3
Thank you all very mucho.

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#58 - paradiselost (03/22/2011) [+] (8 replies)
#37 - declanjones (03/22/2011) [-]
Wow he didn't learn, even after the first 3 times i saw this?
Wow he didn't learn, even after the first 3 times i saw this?
#100 - MaxFabian (03/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Oh good God!
#51 - Einkuh (03/22/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**Einkuh rolls 22** dubs check em
**Einkuh rolls 22** dubs check em
#11 - mr skeltal (03/22/2011) [-]
its assholes like mike here that make feminists think all men are assholes. Sad thing is, dumb bitches actually fall for this **** .
pic related
#316 - Afunnyface (03/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
well, I guess he
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lost Faith
User avatar #128 - DorkButton (03/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe he's not human. Maybe he's a highly advanced form of fungus. There is no other explanation.
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#344 - roughriders (03/23/2011) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #67 - ROFL (03/22/2011) [-]
i cant believe that i actually read the whole thing
#144 - bunniesleet (03/22/2011) [-]
So whats her cell?
#137 - Bunnygoeslawl (03/22/2011) [-]
bt grl we culd make the prfct cuple
#79 - UKDan (03/22/2011) [-]
MICHAEL,

Y U NO **** OFF?
#139 - hubertinho (03/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
DAT GRAMMAR
#68 - PheonixWright (03/22/2011) [-]
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#113 - KillenZehJews (03/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
For the love of GOD and all that is holy!
For the love of GOD and all that is holy!
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