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#1
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ArkTannis **User deleted account** (03/22/2011) [+]
(11 replies)
Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks
#31
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XDjake (03/23/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.
why did the second monkey flal out of the tree? it was tied to the first monkey.
why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? he thought it was a game.
pic unrelated.
why did the second monkey flal out of the tree? it was tied to the first monkey.
why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? he thought it was a game.
pic unrelated.
#38
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shelbywhoa **User deleted account** (03/23/2011) [+]
(2 replies)
is it bad that the only one I laughed out loud on was the alzheimers one?
I'm going to hell. Anyone have a spare ticket?
I'm going to hell. Anyone have a spare ticket?
#21
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Pedophiliccookie (03/23/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
#19
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ROFL (03/22/2011) [-] what do you tell a woman with two black eyes
nothing you should probably feel sorry for her
and punch her in the face again
because dinner doesnt make itself
nothing you should probably feel sorry for her
and punch her in the face again
because dinner doesnt make itself
#47
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mamaduke (03/23/2011) [-] Roses are red
Violets are blue
STD's are contagious
So be careful who you screw
Violets are blue
STD's are contagious
So be careful who you screw
#25
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rwatnik (03/23/2011) [-] By any chance will all the ones from part 2
be copied directly http://anti-joke.com/?
be copied directly http://anti-joke.com/?
#22
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LilLolliGirl **User deleted account** (03/23/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet just like you
But the roses are wilted
and the violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet just like you
But the roses are wilted
and the violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
#4
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lesuperjew (03/22/2011) [-] A Jew, a black, and a gay guy walk into a bar.... They thoroughly enjoyed themselves and had a jolly good time.
#50
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carpediam (03/23/2011) [-] A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, he has no lips...
#45
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Gunut (03/23/2011) [-] What did the blind, deaf, homeless kid with no legs get for Christmas?
-Cancer.
-Cancer.
#42
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ulrock (03/23/2011) [-]
Oh god, that Alzheimer's one had me laughing REALLY hard...I'm a horrible person lol
#35
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N. Korean citizen (03/23/2011) [-]
I would just like to thank funnyjunk, my life sucks and you still make me smile, I love you all
#33
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Konica (03/23/2011) [-] There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who liked to snort crack from a bucket;
I hate poetry, fuck it.
Who liked to snort crack from a bucket;
I hate poetry, fuck it.
