Joke #2 The Flood. I will post written jokes. if you like them please thumbs up.. Armaan It had been raining fer days and days, and a terrible fleed had come ev joke
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Joke #2 The Flood

I will post written jokes. if you like them please thumbs up.

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Armaan
It had been raining fer days and days, and a terrible fleed had come ever the land.
The waters rase so high that ene man was forced to climb ante the reef his Muse,
As the waters rase higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to
get in. "He." replied the man en the reef. ''l have faith in the Lerd; the Lerd will save
me." Se the man in the rowboat went away. The man en the reef prayed for God tn
save him.,
The waters rase higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboost appeared. "Climb in!"
shouted a man in the beat. "He." replied the man en the reef. ''l have faith in the Lerd;
the Lord will save me." Se the man in the speedboat went away. The man en the reef
prayed fer Geed to save him.,
The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and ever the loudspeaker, the
pilot announced he would lawer a rope the man on the reef. "No," replied the man
en the roof, ''l have faith in the Lerd; the Lem will save me." So the helicopter went
away. The man en the reef prayed for God save him.
The waters rase higher and higher, and eventually they rase so high that the man en
the reef was washed away, and alas, the peer man drowned.
Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight ever to Gnd, "Heavenly Father,"
he said, ''I had faith in you, I prayed tn you save me, and yet you did nothing,
Why?" Geed gave him a puzzled leek. and replied ''I sent you We boats and a
helicopter, what mere did you expect?"
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#2 - hagarick (02/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
really old joke
#10 - PutsOnSunglasses (02/04/2010) [-]
Pursuit Of Happyness
#4 - urmommasmine (02/03/2010) [+] (6 replies)
u guys are al idiots, this isnt a joke, and it may hav been rom the pursuit of happyness
but its a parable jesus said
it was sayoinmg tht u dnot find god, u cant wait for him
he finds you
User avatar #5 to #4 - RapeytheClown (02/03/2010) [-]
Learn how to spell!
User avatar #14 - MexicanEFG (02/04/2010) [-]
DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!!!
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#11 - tammytblud **User deleted account** (02/04/2010) [-]
person is dum
User avatar #3 - Blitzz (02/03/2010) [+] (2 replies)
This is from Pursuit of Happyness u dumbass.
#16 to #3 - Armaan (02/04/2010) [-]
And? am not claiming it to be my joke, jackass.
#15 - lordanon **User deleted account** (02/04/2010) [-]
god helps them who help themselfs
User avatar #1 - zebramonster (02/03/2010) [-]
"I expected you to give me wings and a bigger dick."

"Uh huh." -sends guy to hell- <3
 
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