Duke nukem will get laid. fact!

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#53 - unrealace (03/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)

*what really happened*
me: hey beautiful
her: wtf is wrong with you?

#946 to #53 - nooblordx (03/21/2011) [-]

VIEW THIS AND POST IT EVERYWHERE BEFORE YOUTUBE FIXES IT!!

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1852959/URGENT+MESSAGE+EVERYONE+FUCKIN G+READ/

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#218 - Ventalei (03/21/2011) [+] (9 replies)

Well it's from /B/ so it's OBVIOUSLY true.

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#231 to #218 - superphyscofreak (03/21/2011) [-]

never heard of /B/

do you mean /b/?

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#271 to #258 - Freakshowwwwww (03/21/2011) [-]

It's pointing at your name lol

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#276 to #271 - thadude (03/21/2011) [-]

lol godammit. i fail, but thumb for you

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#279 to #276 - Freakshowwwwww (03/21/2011) [-]

And 2 for you.

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#1030 to #271 - Freakshowwwwww (03/23/2011) [-]

holy hell i never thought anything i ever said or posted would get more than like 2 thumbs.
I LOVE YOU FJ :DDD

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#995 to #218 - anonymous (03/21/2011) [-]

/b/*

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#315 - JesuschristofAZ (03/21/2011) [+] (7 replies)

Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Hey :)
Me: I will rip off your head and **** down your throat.
her: WTF?
Me: Hail to the King baby

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#363 to #341 - ocampo (03/21/2011) [-]

<----i fixed it

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#400 to #377 - ocampo (03/21/2011) [-]

there

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#1011 to #363 - pastaguy (03/22/2011) [-]

I aprove of the coke used in this picture

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#339 to #315 - anonymous (03/21/2011) [-]

First thing to make me lol today.

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#382 - atdiaztwoone (03/21/2011) [+] (4 replies)

Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Ummmm hi Alex?
Me:....sorry mom

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#403 to #382 - kauestud (03/21/2011) [-]

Hey there beautiful
Hey come pick up your clothes

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#427 to #382 - Alexanderdavidband (03/21/2011) [-]

That's really awkward to think about in my situation.

(names' alex)

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#1009 to #382 - acidreign (03/21/2011) [-]

Post eerily similar to mine. Yet 2x the thumbs. Well played atdiaztwoone, well played.

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#362 - luhlloyd (03/21/2011) [-]

Me: Hey there beautiful
*Meghan is offline. Your messages will be sent to Meghan's inbox.*

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#461 - NicktheMexican (03/21/2011) [+] (4 replies)

Mine went differently...
Me: You're the inspiration for birth control! Her: EXCUSE ME! Me: Blow it out your ass. Her: What's wrong with you! Me: I've got balls of steel. Her: What the hell does that mean. Me: Eat **** and die.
Her: Never talk to me again, you ****** creep. Me: You suck.
Her: Just stop, ok! Me: It hurts to be you. Her: SHUT THE **** UP NICK!! Me: Heh, What a mess...
Her: Don't talk to me ever again.
Me: Game over.

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#468 to #461 - XZeenon (03/21/2011) [-]

I ******* LOL'D.

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#472 to #468 - NicktheMexican (03/21/2011) [-]

Woah, What the hell is that tiny picture?!

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#478 to #472 - XZeenon (03/21/2011) [-]

What tiny picture?
Haha, jk. It's the new emoticons

added in.

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#479 to #478 - NicktheMexican (03/21/2011) [-]

Oh.

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#333 - ThePedoBear (03/21/2011) [+] (10 replies)

Me: "Hey There Beautiful."
Her: "Hii :D What's up?"
Me: "I'm gonna rip off your head and **** down your neck."
Her: "Zack, what the **** ?"

Why I No Get The Puss?

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#361 to #333 - jwcone (03/21/2011) [-]

1) Take high rated comment
2) Put your own twist on it
3) ?????
4) Profit

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#370 to #361 - ThePedoBear (03/21/2011) [-]

You were saying...

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#376 to #370 - jwcone (03/21/2011) [-]

I never said it didn't happen. But someone has already used that idea...

P.S. I did thumb you up. Because either way, it's ******* funny what she said... and the "Y u no" reference.

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#380 to #376 - ThePedoBear (03/21/2011) [-]

Is it funnier to know it actually happened though?

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#393 to #388 - ThePedoBear (03/21/2011) [-]

Mission accomplished.

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#398 to #380 - jwcone (03/21/2011) [-]

Yes it is. And now no one can post a "pics or it didn't happen" picture. Win via *********** ... as long as you didn't use pedo bear tactics on this girl.

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#379 to #370 - McTerd (03/21/2011) [-]

favd.

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#532 to #370 - hannahrulesify (03/21/2011) [-]

why does it say cock in the background?

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#658 to #654 - Weeemax (03/21/2011) [-]

I wish i could give you more than one thumb this made me lol so hard

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#70 - BaconSammichMan (03/20/2011) [+] (7 replies)

i think that everyone who has read this is now seriously contemplating doing it..... i know i am

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#73 to #70 - demidemon (03/20/2011) [-]

Amen to that bro!

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#86 to #73 - CrayonsAreEpic ONLINE (03/20/2011) [-]

not gonna lie. I am too

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#319 to #70 - HelloPandy (03/21/2011) [-]

what if you're a girl? o.o

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#107 to #70 - Multimillionaire (03/21/2011) [-]

Now the next step is gentlemen which strumpet are we going to try it on?

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#118 to #70 - smokeycmack (03/21/2011) [-]

yes, but few have the balls.

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#464 to #450 - anonymous (03/21/2011) [-]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

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#471 to #464 - pandation (03/21/2011) [-]

anon is so fat he causes a 4 second piss delay

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#940 - CptSoapMacTavish (03/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)

**CptSoapMacTavish rolls 11**

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#368 - acidreign (03/21/2011) [-]

Me: Hey there beautiful.
Her: Hey! Do you want a sandwich?
Me: Yeah! :)
Her: Ok i'll get right on that!
Me: Thanks mom!

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#624 - MrRickAstley (03/21/2011) [+] (4 replies)

**MrRickAstley rolls 77**

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#637 to #624 - BigJords (03/21/2011) [-]

congrats

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#656 to #624 - anonymous (03/21/2011) [-]

a you wizard are?

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#367 - menstrualfapping (03/21/2011) [+] (12 replies)

<---- Better than straight sex.

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#384 to #367 - lolcakes (03/21/2011) [-]

AGH IVE SEEN THAT ONE !!!!!

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#423 to #384 - turbochaos (03/21/2011) [-]

REALLY!? WHAT SHOW IS IT!??!

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#424 to #423 - turbochaos (03/21/2011) [-]

Damnit someone beat me to the episode asking...

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#429 to #367 - cruzerisabaws (03/21/2011) [-]

i am going to buy pocky now

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#375 to #367 - janosaudron (03/21/2011) [-]

what anime is this?

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#381 to #375 - menstrualfapping (03/21/2011) [-]

gai rei zero ep 4.

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#385 to #381 - zestablar (03/21/2011) [-]

SAUCE RECEIVED

TO THE FREE ANIME SITE

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#394 to #385 - menstrualfapping (03/21/2011) [-]

To make summa dis.

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#395 to #394 - zestablar (03/21/2011) [-]

Maybe.

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#383 to #367 - zestablar (03/21/2011) [-]

SAUCE?

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#372 to #367 - cruzerisabaws (03/21/2011) [-]

where is that from?

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#390 to #372 - gaddy (03/21/2011) [-]

maybe Japan...

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#411 - steezmachine (03/21/2011) [-]

what really happened :

"hey there beautiful"

*no reply

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#148 - cakeater (03/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)

Me: hey beautiful,
Her: aww, thanks sweaty! love you
Me: love you to mom.

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#164 to #148 - cbaileyx (03/21/2011) [-]

ha, sweaty.

Sweety*

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#171 to #164 - anonymous (03/21/2011) [-]

Sweaty

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#184 to #148 - xMWxBEASTx (03/21/2011) [-]

me:hey beautiful
her:no reply

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#419 - MOARkrabs (03/21/2011) [-]

I realized it's time to talk to bubble gum and chew beautiful girls. And i'm all out of girls.

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#508 to #507 - ghostyogurt (03/21/2011) [-]

delicious

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#491 to #486 - Chileangod (03/21/2011) [-]

i wanna troll it but im so high im just amazed.

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#516 to #491 - Loonatic (03/21/2011) [-]

dude same here!

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#489 to #486 - anonymous (03/21/2011) [-]

I...think i love you.

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#854 to #530 - Chileangod (03/21/2011) [-]

ha even if u troll em they still work lol

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#496 to #483 - anonymous (03/21/2011) [-]

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