Duke nukem will get laid. fact!. Thanks guys!! +15 for more. TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS Anonymous () 13: 06: 56 65 , 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
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Duke nukem will get laid. fact!

Thanks guys!! +15 for more

TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTIFUL"
POST RESULTS
Anonymous () 13: 06: 56
65 , 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite now it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum-
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: Ne got balls of steel!
Her: lol you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA om, you' re so weird today. You tell me I' m beautiful and now you' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think you' re kind uncute so if you' re not doing anything right now, why don' t you come over? Just don' t tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: Iol, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call from a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I ******* LOVE YOU
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#53 - unrealace (03/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
*what really happened*
me: hey beautiful
her: wtf is wrong with you?
#218 - Ventalei (03/21/2011) [+] (9 replies)
Well it's from /B/ so it's OBVIOUSLY true.
#315 - JesuschristofAZ (03/21/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Me: Hey there beautiful  
Her: Hey :)  
Me: I will rip off your head and 						****					 down your throat.  
her: WTF?  
Me: Hail to the King baby
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Hey :)
Me: I will rip off your head and **** down your throat.
her: WTF?
Me: Hail to the King baby
#382 - atdiaztwoone (03/21/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Me: Hey there beautiful  
Her: Ummmm hi Alex?  
Me:....sorry mom
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Ummmm hi Alex?
Me:....sorry mom
#362 - luhlloyd (03/21/2011) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful
*Meghan is offline. Your messages will be sent to Meghan's inbox.*
#461 - NicktheMexican (03/21/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Mine went differently...
Me: You're the inspiration for birth control! Her: EXCUSE ME! Me: Blow it out your ass. Her: What's wrong with you! Me: I've got balls of steel. Her: What the hell does that mean. Me: Eat **** and die.
Her: Never talk to me again, you ****** creep. Me: You suck.
Her: Just stop, ok! Me: It hurts to be you. Her: SHUT THE **** UP NICK!! Me: Heh, What a mess...
Her: Don't talk to me ever again.
Me: Game over.
User avatar #333 - ThePedoBear (03/21/2011) [+] (10 replies)
Me: "Hey There Beautiful."
Her: "Hii :D What's up?"
Me: "I'm gonna rip off your head and **** down your neck."
Her: "Zack, what the **** ?"

Why I No Get The Puss?
#654 - graveyardpolice (03/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #70 - BaconSammichMan (03/20/2011) [+] (7 replies)
i think that everyone who has read this is now seriously contemplating doing it..... i know i am
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#940 - CptSoapMacTavish (03/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**CptSoapMacTavish rolls 11**
#368 - acidreign (03/21/2011) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful.
Her: Hey! Do you want a sandwich?
Me: Yeah! :)
Her: Ok i'll get right on that!
Me: Thanks mom!
#624 - MrRickAstley (03/21/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**MrRickAstley rolls 77**
#367 - menstrualfapping (03/21/2011) [+] (12 replies)
<---- Better than straight sex.
<---- Better than straight sex.
#411 - steezmachine (03/21/2011) [-]
what really happened :

"hey there beautiful"


*no reply
#148 - cakeater (03/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Me: hey beautiful,
Her: aww, thanks sweaty! love you
Me: love you to mom.
#419 - MOARkrabs (03/21/2011) [-]
I realized it's time to talk to bubble gum and chew beautiful girls. And i'm all out of girls.
#862 - RogerD (03/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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