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Duke nukem will get laid. fact!
Thanks guys!! +15 for more
TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTIFUL"
POST RESULTS
Anonymous () 13: 06: 56
65 , 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite now it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum-
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: Ne got balls of steel!
Her: lol you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA om, you' re so weird today. You tell me I' m beautiful and now you' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think you' re kind uncute so if you' re not doing anything right now, why don' t you come over? Just don' t tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: Iol, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call from a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
THERE BEAUTIFUL"
POST RESULTS
Anonymous () 13: 06: 56
65 , 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite now it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum-
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: Ne got balls of steel!
Her: lol you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA om, you' re so weird today. You tell me I' m beautiful and now you' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think you' re kind uncute so if you' re not doing anything right now, why don' t you come over? Just don' t tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: Iol, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call from a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#53
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unrealace (03/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
*what really happened*
me: hey beautiful
her: wtf is wrong with you?
me: hey beautiful
her: wtf is wrong with you?
#315
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JesuschristofAZ (03/21/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Hey :)
Me: I will rip off your head and shit down your throat.
her: WTF?
Me: Hail to the King baby
Her: Hey :)
Me: I will rip off your head and shit down your throat.
her: WTF?
Me: Hail to the King baby
#382
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atdiaztwoone (03/21/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Ummmm hi Alex?
Me:....sorry mom
Her: Ummmm hi Alex?
Me:....sorry mom
#362
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luhlloyd (03/21/2011) [-] Me: Hey there beautiful
*Meghan is offline. Your messages will be sent to Meghan's inbox.*
*Meghan is offline. Your messages will be sent to Meghan's inbox.*
#461
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NicktheMexican (03/21/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Mine went differently...
Me: You're the inspiration for birth control! Her: EXCUSE ME! Me: Blow it out your ass. Her: What's wrong with you! Me: I've got balls of steel. Her: What the hell does that mean. Me: Eat shit and die.
Her: Never talk to me again, you fuckin creep. Me: You suck.
Her: Just stop, ok! Me: It hurts to be you. Her: SHUT THE FUCK UP NICK!! Me: Heh, What a mess...
Her: Don't talk to me ever again.
Me: Game over.
Me: You're the inspiration for birth control! Her: EXCUSE ME! Me: Blow it out your ass. Her: What's wrong with you! Me: I've got balls of steel. Her: What the hell does that mean. Me: Eat shit and die.
Her: Never talk to me again, you fuckin creep. Me: You suck.
Her: Just stop, ok! Me: It hurts to be you. Her: SHUT THE FUCK UP NICK!! Me: Heh, What a mess...
Her: Don't talk to me ever again.
Me: Game over.
I fucking LOL'D. 
What tiny picture? 
added in. 
#333
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ThePedoBear (03/21/2011) [+] (10 replies)
Me: "Hey There Beautiful."
Her: "Hii :D What's up?"
Me: "I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck."
Her: "Zack, what the fuck?"
Why I No Get The Puss?
Her: "Hii :D What's up?"
Me: "I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck."
Her: "Zack, what the fuck?"
Why I No Get The Puss?
#70
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BaconSammichMan (03/20/2011) [+] (7 replies)
i think that everyone who has read this is now seriously contemplating doing it..... i know i am
#368
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acidreign (03/21/2011) [-] Me: Hey there beautiful.
Her: Hey! Do you want a sandwich?
Me: Yeah! :)
Her: Ok i'll get right on that!
Me: Thanks mom!
Her: Hey! Do you want a sandwich?
Me: Yeah! :)
Her: Ok i'll get right on that!
Me: Thanks mom!
#148
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cakeater (03/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Me: hey beautiful,
Her: aww, thanks sweaty! love you
Me: love you to mom.
Her: aww, thanks sweaty! love you
Me: love you to mom.
