Duke nukem will get laid. fact!

TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTIFUL"
POST RESULTS
Anonymous () 13: 06: 56
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Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite now it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum-
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: Ne got balls of steel!
Her: lol you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA om, you' re so weird today. You tell me I' m beautiful and now you' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think you' re kind uncute so if you' re not doing anything right now, why don' t you come over? Just don' t tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: Iol, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call from a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I ******* LOVE YOU