Duke nukem will get laid. fact!. Thanks guys!! +15 for more. TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS Anonymous () 13: 06: 56 65 , 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)  Duke nukem will get laid fact! Thanks guys!! +15 for more TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS Anonymous () 13: 06: 56 65 352x300 Nukem jpg)
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Duke nukem will get laid. fact!. Thanks guys!! +15 for more. TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS Anonymous () 13: 06: 56 65 , 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)

Thanks guys!! +15 for more

TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTIFUL"
POST RESULTS
Anonymous () 13: 06: 56
65 , 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite now it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum-
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: Ne got balls of steel!
Her: lol you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA om, you' re so weird today. You tell me I' m beautiful and now you' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think you' re kind uncute so if you' re not doing anything right now, why don' t you come over? Just don' t tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: Iol, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call from a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#53 - unrealace
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(03/20/2011) [-]
*what really happened*
me: hey beautiful
her: wtf is wrong with you?
#946 to #53 - nooblordx
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(03/21/2011) [-]
VIEW THIS AND POST IT EVERYWHERE BEFORE YOUTUBE FIXES IT!!

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1852959/URGENT+MESSAGE+EVERYONE+FUCKIN G+READ/
#218 - Ventalei
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(03/21/2011) [-]
Well it's from /B/ so it's OBVIOUSLY true.
#230 to #218 - capnchronic
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#995 to #218 - anon id: c43dbb0f
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/b/*
#231 to #218 - superphyscofreak
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never heard of /B/

do you mean /b/?
#245 to #231 - fantasticmrfoxx
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#258 to #245 - thadude
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User avatar #271 to #258 - Freakshowwwwww
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It's pointing at your name lol
#276 to #271 - thadude
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lol godammit. i fail, but thumb for you
User avatar #279 to #276 - Freakshowwwwww
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And 2 for you.
User avatar #1030 to #271 - Freakshowwwwww
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holy hell i never thought anything i ever said or posted would get more than like 2 thumbs.
I LOVE YOU FJ :DDD
#315 - JesuschristofAZ
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Me: Hey there beautiful  
Her: Hey :)  
Me: I will rip off your head and **** down your throat.  
her: WTF?  
Me: Hail to the King baby
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Hey :)
Me: I will rip off your head and **** down your throat.
her: WTF?
Me: Hail to the King baby
#339 to #315 - anon id: 980b3c69
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First thing to make me lol today.
#364 to #315 - bruuucewaaayne
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#341 to #315 - holyknower **User deleted account**
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#363 to #341 - ocampo
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<----i fixed it
#377 to #363 - holyknower **User deleted account**
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#400 to #377 - ocampo
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there
#1011 to #363 - pastaguy
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I aprove of the coke used in this picture
#382 - atdiaztwoone
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(03/21/2011) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful  
Her: Ummmm hi Alex?  
Me:....sorry mom
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Ummmm hi Alex?
Me:....sorry mom
#396 to #382 - lulzinmyroflcopter
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#1009 to #382 - acidreign
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Post eerily similar to mine. Yet 2x the thumbs. Well played atdiaztwoone, well played.
User avatar #427 to #382 - Alexanderdavidband
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(03/21/2011) [-]
That's really awkward to think about in my situation.

(names' alex)
#403 to #382 - kauestud
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(03/21/2011) [-]
Hey there beautiful
Hey come pick up your clothes
#362 - luhlloyd
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(03/21/2011) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful
*Meghan is offline. Your messages will be sent to Meghan's inbox.*
#461 - NicktheMexican
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(03/21/2011) [-]
Mine went differently...
Me: You're the inspiration for birth control! Her: EXCUSE ME! Me: Blow it out your ass. Her: What's wrong with you! Me: I've got balls of steel. Her: What the hell does that mean. Me: Eat **** and die.
Her: Never talk to me again, you ****** creep. Me: You suck.
Her: Just stop, ok! Me: It hurts to be you. Her: SHUT THE **** UP NICK!! Me: Heh, What a mess...
Her: Don't talk to me ever again.
Me: Game over.
User avatar #468 to #461 - XZeenon
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(03/21/2011) [-]
I ******* LOL'D.
User avatar #472 to #468 - NicktheMexican
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Woah, What the hell is that tiny picture?!
User avatar #478 to #472 - XZeenon
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What tiny picture?
Haha, jk. It's the new emoticons added in.
User avatar #479 to #478 - NicktheMexican
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Oh.
User avatar #333 - ThePedoBear
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Me: "Hey There Beautiful."
Her: "Hii :D What's up?"
Me: "I'm gonna rip off your head and **** down your neck."
Her: "Zack, what the ****?"

Why I No Get The Puss?
#361 to #333 - jwcone
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(03/21/2011) [-]
1) Take high rated comment
2) Put your own twist on it
3) ?????
4) Profit
#370 to #361 - ThePedoBear
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You were saying...
User avatar #376 to #370 - jwcone
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I never said it didn't happen. But someone has already used that idea...

P.S. I did thumb you up. Because either way, it's ******* funny what she said... and the "Y u no" reference.
User avatar #380 to #376 - ThePedoBear
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Is it funnier to know it actually happened though?
#388 to #380 - Mcchrolo **User deleted account**
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User avatar #393 to #388 - ThePedoBear
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Mission accomplished.
#398 to #380 - jwcone
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Yes it is. And now no one can post a "pics or it didn't happen" picture. Win via ThePedoBear... as long as you didn't use pedo bear tactics on this girl.
User avatar #379 to #370 - McTerd
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favd.
#532 to #370 - hannahrulesify
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why does it say cock in the background?
#337 to #333 - BULLFROGSLAM **User deleted account**
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#654 - graveyardpolice
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#677 to #654 - iownced **User deleted account**
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User avatar #658 to #654 - Weeemax
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I wish i could give you more than one thumb this made me lol so hard
#659 to #658 - graveyardpolice
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User avatar #70 - BaconSammichMan
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i think that everyone who has read this is now seriously contemplating doing it..... i know i am
#206 to #70 - EpicMailGuy **User deleted account**
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User avatar #118 to #70 - smokeycmack
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yes, but few have the balls.
#107 to #70 - Multimillionaire
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Now the next step is gentlemen which strumpet are we going to try it on?
Now the next step is gentlemen which strumpet are we going to try it on?
User avatar #319 to #70 - HelloPandy
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what if you're a girl? o.o
User avatar #73 to #70 - demidemon
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Amen to that bro!
User avatar #86 to #73 - CrayonsAreEpic
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not gonna lie. I am too
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#464 to #450 - anon id: 6d2c4ddf
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
User avatar #471 to #464 - pandation
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anon is so fat he causes a 4 second piss delay