Duke nukem will get laid. fact!. Thanks guys!! +15 for more. TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS Anonymous () 13: 06: 56 65 , 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
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Duke nukem will get laid. fact!

Thanks guys!! +15 for more

TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTIFUL"
POST RESULTS
Anonymous () 13: 06: 56
65 , 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite now it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum-
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: Ne got balls of steel!
Her: lol you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity *** kicker!
Her: HAHA om, you' re so weird today. You tell me I' m beautiful and now you' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think you' re kind uncute so if you' re not doing anything right now, why don' t you come over? Just don' t tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: Iol, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call from a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I ******* LOVE YOU
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#461 - NicktheMexican (03/21/2011) [-]
Mine went differently...
Me: You're the inspiration for birth control! Her: EXCUSE ME! Me: Blow it out your *** . Her: What's wrong with you! Me: I've got balls of steel. Her: What the hell does that mean. Me: Eat **** and die.
Her: Never talk to me again, you ****** creep. Me: You suck.
Her: Just stop, ok! Me: It hurts to be you. Her: SHUT THE **** UP NICK!! Me: Heh, What a mess...
Her: Don't talk to me ever again.
Me: Game over.
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User avatar #468 to #461 - XZeenon (03/21/2011) [-]
I ******* LOL'D.
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User avatar #472 to #468 - NicktheMexican (03/21/2011) [-]
Woah, What the hell is that tiny picture?!
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User avatar #478 to #472 - XZeenon (03/21/2011) [-]
What tiny picture?
Haha, jk. It's the new emoticons added in.
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#218 - Ventalei (03/21/2011) [-]
Well it's from /B/ so it's OBVIOUSLY true.
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#231 to #218 - superphyscofreak (03/21/2011) [-]
never heard of /B/

do you mean /b/?
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User avatar #271 to #258 - Freakshowwwwww (03/21/2011) [-]
It's pointing at your name lol
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#276 to #271 - thadude (03/21/2011) [-]
lol godammit. i fail, but thumb for you
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User avatar #279 to #276 - Freakshowwwwww (03/21/2011) [-]
And 2 for you.
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User avatar #1030 to #271 - Freakshowwwwww (03/23/2011) [-]
holy hell i never thought anything i ever said or posted would get more than like 2 thumbs.
I LOVE YOU FJ :DDD
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#995 to #218 - 2scared2login (03/21/2011) [-]
/b/*
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#53 - unrealace (03/20/2011) [-]
*what really happened*
me: hey beautiful
her: wtf is wrong with you?
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#946 to #53 - nooblordx (03/21/2011) [-]
VIEW THIS AND POST IT EVERYWHERE BEFORE YOUTUBE FIXES IT!!

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1852959/URGENT+MESSAGE+EVERYONE+FUCKIN G+READ/
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#362 - luhlloyd (03/21/2011) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful
*Meghan is offline. Your messages will be sent to Meghan's inbox.*
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User avatar #658 to #654 - Weeemax (03/21/2011) [-]
I wish i could give you more than one thumb this made me lol so hard
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#408 - Sabor (03/21/2011) [-]
I bet they have a nice time hanging out together.
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#382 - atdiaztwoone (03/21/2011) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful Her: Ummmm hi Alex? Me:....sorry mom
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Ummmm hi Alex?
Me:....sorry mom
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#403 to #382 - kauestud (03/21/2011) [-]
Hey there beautiful
Hey come pick up your clothes
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User avatar #427 to #382 - Alexanderdavidband (03/21/2011) [-]
That's really awkward to think about in my situation.

(names' alex)
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#1009 to #382 - acidreign (03/21/2011) [-]
Post eerily similar to mine. Yet 2x the thumbs. Well played atdiaztwoone, well played.
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#188 - vserras (03/21/2011) [-]
HERO.
HERO.
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User avatar #70 - BaconSammichMan (03/20/2011) [-]
i think that everyone who has read this is now seriously contemplating doing it..... i know i am
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User avatar #73 to #70 - demidemon (03/20/2011) [-]
Amen to that bro!
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User avatar #86 to #73 - CrayonsAreEpic (03/20/2011) [-]
not gonna lie. I am too
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User avatar #319 to #70 - HelloPandy (03/21/2011) [-]
what if you're a girl? o.o
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#107 to #70 - Multimillionaire (03/21/2011) [-]
Now the next step is gentlemen which strumpet are we going to try it on?
Now the next step is gentlemen which strumpet are we going to try it on?
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User avatar #118 to #70 - smokeycmack (03/21/2011) [-]
yes, but few have the balls.
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#1013 - IBeATroll (03/22/2011) [-]
Me : Hey there, beautiful :)
Becca is now offline and will no longer receive your messages.
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#458 - carnivouroustoucan (03/21/2011) [-]
me:hey babe, you look hot tonight

her: f*k off



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#405 - stuntmanmike (03/21/2011) [-]
Guy: Oh god I feel so excited i think im gonna-
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#409 to #405 - 2scared2login (03/21/2011) [-]
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#315 - JesuschristofAZ (03/21/2011) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful Her: Hey :) Me: I will rip off your head and **** down your throat. her: WTF? Me: Hail to the King baby
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Hey :)
Me: I will rip off your head and **** down your throat.
her: WTF?
Me: Hail to the King baby
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#363 to #341 - ocampo (03/21/2011) [-]
<----i fixed it
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#400 to #377 - ocampo (03/21/2011) [-]
there
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#1011 to #363 - pastaguy (03/22/2011) [-]
I aprove of the coke used in this picture
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#339 to #315 - 2scared2login (03/21/2011) [-]
First thing to make me lol today.
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#187 - RefrainFromTouchin ONLINE (03/21/2011) [-]
Sounds like a win-win situation. What could possibly go wrong?
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User avatar #221 to #187 - notcompletelystone (03/21/2011) [-]
U-hey there beautiful.
her- who is this and how did you get my number
u- its [your name] you've known me for years
her- oh... thats creepy
u- is it really?
her- ya... don't ever talk to me...
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User avatar #225 to #221 - RefrainFromTouchin ONLINE (03/21/2011) [-]
Say you're rich. Crisis averted
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#108 - applehotel (03/21/2011) [-]
that made me ****** lol
that made me ****** lol
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#695 - Claegel (03/21/2011) [-]
Me: Hey Beautiful

Her: Shut up you horny bastard!!

Me: k.
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