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The Test. Do you love her as much as you think you do?. APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER Print out and submit as per instructions at the bottom of

Do you love her as much as you think you do?

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
Print out and submit as per instructions at the bottom of the form.
2. Height C, Weight C, GPA :
3. Social See, ' Drivers license '
4, Boy Scout Rank C,
5. Home address C, City/ State
6, Do you have one male and one female parent , Yes No
7, If no, explain I
E. parents married:
9. Doyou ottavan? Struck with oversized tires‘? Avatarded?
w, Do you have an earring , nose ring ' ring 'l A tattoo ,
If yes to any of #9 or #10, Discontinue application and leave premises KAI
ll, In ten words or less, what does LATE mean to you ?
12., In ten words or less, what does Abstinence mean to you ,
13., In ten words or less, what does DONT TFISCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you ,
M., Church you attend ', How often you attend I
IS., When would be the best time to interview your Father, Mother, And Minister ,
16., What would you want to be IF you grew up 'l
Answer by filling in the blanks. Please answer freely " all answers are traffi&
thatl won' t tell anyone " even ].
HI were sloot, thelast place on my body I would want wounded is inthe
HI were I worldwake
The one t. hing I hope this application does not ask me about is
Wheni firstpost agirl, thethingy I notice
Note: Meanswer begins with T or A, discontinue and leave premises: Keeping your head low and running in
a serpentine fashion is advised.)
I SWEAR THAT THE INFORMATION SUPPLIED IS TRUE AND CURE TE THE BEST MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF: NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE. ELECTROCUTION,
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Submitted: 03/20/2011
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#2 - doctorphail (03/20/2011) [-]
I'd fill it in as honest as possible and return it with the best poker face I can pull off.
User avatar #3 - BigBoyCliff (03/20/2011) [-]
My ex girlfriends dad and stepdad handed this to me the first time I took her out. My mom and I filled it in as horrible as possible and returned it to them the next time I saw them. They loved me and we dated for almost 3 years lol
User avatar #4 to #3 - ctaco [OP](03/20/2011) [-]
you know this is fake right? this isnt a real thing...
User avatar #5 to #4 - BigBoyCliff (03/20/2011) [-]
It's not hard to print something offline? Wow...you're an idiot...
#6 to #5 - ctaco [OP](03/20/2011) [-]
Im just saying no one would print this offline. No dad would actually do this. Your made up story was "cute" but very fake. Im the idiot?
Im just saying no one would print this offline. No dad would actually do this. Your made up story was "cute" but very fake. Im the idiot?
User avatar #7 to #6 - BigBoyCliff (03/20/2011) [-]
Lol whatevs brosif...believe what you wanna believe ;) I don't make up stories if I don't have anything to put it I just don't say anything at all...derp
#1 - meloninspector (03/20/2011) [-]
Unless that girl is really hot then no.
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