Funny / racist jokes
Q: Weef kind of file yen need turn e hole into a
A: A pedaphile.
Q: What' s e pedaphile' s favorite part of e hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.
Q: How do you swat 200 flies one fime
A: Hif an Ethiopian in me face wife e frying pen.
Weef is e redneck virgin?
A: A seven year old fhif cen run faster than her levellers.
Weef do yen shrew e Mexican man when he' s drowning?
A: His wife and kids.
Why is e Heck mens eyes always red effer sex?
A: From the mace
Q: Why did Helen Keillor' s deg kill itself?
A: You would too if you were named !
What is the most positive firing in harlem?
ta: How do yen drown e black presen?
A: Pop their lips.
Why Jewish girls like to fuck dog style?
A: They can' t stand to see somebody else have e good lime.
Q: Whats the difference between e blonde and e mosquito?
A: One stops sucking when you slap it.
til: Whe are the two meef famous black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker.
til: Weef' s long, black and smelly?
A: An line,
Weef you call e Puerto Heel midget?
Gt: Weef' s the difference between e British men and his girlfriend?
A: His girlfriend hes e higher sperm .
Gr: Why is there Effie Puerto Rican ?
A: Because spray paint warrio incensed until 1949.
Ct: Weef did Dodi sey his driver the morning before the
A: Do you want to out with me and Di ?
tit, How do you knew if e Chinese Persim' 1 robes your house?
A. ‘few homework is done, your computer is upgraded, lauf have
hours Idler, the fucker is still frying to back em of your driveway.
Q: Weef' s the difference between e black man and e pizza?
A: A pizza cen feed e fa miia of four.
Cl: Hew do yen sverre e black man?
A: hide his food's: trerps under his : .
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