stupid things about videogames

a real man loves her all month long

mfw poster doesn't beg for thumbs like a dirty streetwhore.

how many fucking posts am I going to see about this

Ballerinstaller ish my baaaaaaaaaby!

I was at a speech with Max Brooks about zombies and he said.

"Sadly, you'll never find a bottle of pills or a package with a red X on it in real life that will instantly heal you. There is something that will make you FEEL that way, but I recommend not fighting zombies on crack."

"WHAT? No! You're dead! I shot you ten times in the face with a giant gatling cannon!"
"But I was equipped with rations! Deal with it."

Fallout 3 in a nut shell.

What font do you use at the end?

one thing i hate in videogames is that this once time i accidentally shot one of my teammates and then like 50 dudes were after me

so true

They through jelly on there faces, then get toast. Easy concept.

Do something about the bloody screen.

U MAD

black ops: shot the fucker thirty times in the head, die immediatly when he knicks your arm with a knife