Chemistry joke. My first OC, Please spare a good ol' thumb if you liked it :'). Have you heard of the bear that dissolved in water? I heard he was polar. Chemis Chemistry joke My first OC Please spare a good ol' thumb if you liked it :') Have heard of the bear that dissolved in water? I he was polar Chemis
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Chemistry joke. My first OC, Please spare a good ol' thumb if you liked it :'). Have you heard of the bear that dissolved in water? I heard he was polar. Chemis

My first OC, Please spare a good ol' thumb if you liked it :')

Have you heard of the
bear that dissolved in
water?
I heard he was polar.
Chemist 2 Innocent bystander
Wtf is he on
about, just
keep it cool
and laugh
with. them
molecules
Hydrogen
bonds
polar
Hehe, molecules .
well spotted ix Hehe, nice one
Innocent bystander
Chemist 2
Shit,
they're
not
laughing
anymore...
Did you ' understand OE ___
what the joke was about? 1
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #26 - Noah
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So a scientist walks into a bar and says "I'll have a glass of H2O." and his friend says "I'll have a glass of H2O too!". And then he died.
#27 to #26 - anon id: c158e2b5
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haha i get it cause H2O2 is Hydrogen peroxide :D
#29 to #27 - xscubastevex
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User avatar #16 - AScaryLion
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(03/19/2011) [-]
NaCl
NaOH...OUR BASE IS UNDER A SALT
#36 - biggestmaggot
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(03/19/2011) [-]
In Chemistry we had an assignment to make a pamphlet trying to convince people to buy our element. My friend got Au. I lold
User avatar #38 to #36 - Kadzait
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lol
#10 - sandvichiscredit
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Nother chem joke.
So a piece of gold walks into a bar and the bartender is like "I'll server you, but don't start any trouble." Five minutes later, the gold is trying to start a fight and the bartender shouts "A, U!"
User avatar #11 to #10 - nibftw [OP]
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(03/19/2011) [-]
lol, that one is really lame though xD
User avatar #18 to #10 - dzamie
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(03/19/2011) [-]
So a helium atom walks into a bar. A fight breaks out, but the helium doesn't react.
#37 - gholmes
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(03/19/2011) [-]
Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
User avatar #14 - Tharrian
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(03/19/2011) [-]
ANOTHER chemistry joke.
Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more.

What Johnny thought was H20 was H2SO4.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Tharrian
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Damn, somebody beat me to it...nevermind I suppose.
#5 - TheFreakmanic **User deleted account**
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#2 - slushi
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I get it
User avatar #45 - Ulmer
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so a proton, an electron, and a neutron walk into a bar. the proton orders a shot of whiskey, and the bartender says "that'll be six dollars." the proton protests to the outrageous price, but pays it anyway. so then the electron orders a shot of whiskey. again, the bartender says "that'll be six dollars" and again there is a small protest, but the electron pays anyway. so finally the neutron orders a shot of whiskey. to which the bartender says: "for you, there is no charge."
#6 - alrightydwighty
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(03/19/2011) [-]
*insert bill nye picture

Its because only molecules that are polar can be dissolved in water.
#7 to #6 - nibftw [OP]
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I salute you fellow chemist :P
I salute you fellow chemist :P