Chemistry joke. My first OC, Please spare a good ol' thumb if you liked it :'). Have you heard of the bear that dissolved in water? I heard he was polar. Chemis
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Chemistry joke

My first OC, Please spare a good ol' thumb if you liked it :')

Have you heard of the
bear that dissolved in
water?
I heard he was polar.
Chemist 2 Innocent bystander
Wtf is he on
about, just
keep it cool
and laugh
with. them
molecules
Hydrogen
bonds
polar
Hehe, molecules .
well spotted ix Hehe, nice one
Innocent bystander
Chemist 2
**** ,
they're
not
laughing
anymore...
Did you ' understand OE ___
what the joke was about? 1
...
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Submitted: 03/18/2011
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User avatar #26 - Noah (03/19/2011) [+] (2 replies)
So a scientist walks into a bar and says "I'll have a glass of H2O." and his friend says "I'll have a glass of H2O too!". And then he died.
User avatar #16 - AScaryLion (03/19/2011) [-]
NaCl
NaOH...OUR BASE IS UNDER A SALT
#36 - biggestmaggot (03/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
In Chemistry we had an assignment to make a pamphlet trying to convince people to buy our element. My friend got Au. I lold
#32 - anonymous (03/19/2011) [-]
Last week I go to a fancy-dress party dressed as Potassium Dichromate, As I walk in, some guy throws Sulphuric Acid at me; It was terrible,

I didn't know how to react.....
#10 - sandvichiscredit (03/19/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Nother chem joke.
So a piece of gold walks into a bar and the bartender is like "I'll server you, but don't start any trouble." Five minutes later, the gold is trying to start a fight and the bartender shouts "A, U!"
User avatar #18 to #10 - dzamie (03/19/2011) [-]
So a helium atom walks into a bar. A fight breaks out, but the helium doesn't react.
#37 - gholmes (03/19/2011) [-]
Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
User avatar #14 - Tharrian (03/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
ANOTHER chemistry joke.
Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more.

What Johnny thought was H20 was H2SO4.
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#2 - slushi (03/18/2011) [-]
I get it
User avatar #45 - Ulmer (03/19/2011) [-]
so a proton, an electron, and a neutron walk into a bar. the proton orders a shot of whiskey, and the bartender says "that'll be six dollars." the proton protests to the outrageous price, but pays it anyway. so then the electron orders a shot of whiskey. again, the bartender says "that'll be six dollars" and again there is a small protest, but the electron pays anyway. so finally the neutron orders a shot of whiskey. to which the bartender says: "for you, there is no charge."
#43 - lowercaseletters (03/19/2011) [-]
What do we do to chemists when they die? We Barium.
User avatar #23 - Boydieee (03/19/2011) [+] (4 replies)
the creator of this likes cobalt carbon potassium in and around his arsenic sulfur..
#6 - alrightydwighty (03/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
*insert bill nye picture

Its because only molecules that are polar can be dissolved in water.
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User avatar #4 - Denver (03/19/2011) [-]
i wasn't a very clever man
and now i am no more
because what i thought was h2o
was h2so4
User avatar #51 - burntXrose (03/19/2011) [-]
Chemist's protest slogan:
"If you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate"
User avatar #50 - burntXrose (03/19/2011) [-]
Why did Avogadro stop going to his Chiropractor on the 24th?

He was only tense to the 23rd.
User avatar #33 - theresaceltics (03/19/2011) [-]
gold walks into a silver bar and the bartender says... Au get outta here!
User avatar #1 - skaterdudemahn (03/18/2011) [-]
I don't get it either...
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