american british translator. . Quick Translation Guido:. im brittish and alot of these are porky pies american british translator Quick Translation Guido: im brittish and alot of these are porky pies
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #67 - WolfPrince
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(03/18/2011) [-]
im brittish and alot of these are porky pies
User avatar #71 to #67 - vasis
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(03/18/2011) [-]
i see wot u did there
#282 - TheHeroOfTime
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(03/19/2011) [-]
my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
my face when americans call hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggins "peanut butter and jelly"
my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
my face when americans call genocide "Thanksgiving"
User avatar #297 to #282 - xxoutcastxx
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(03/19/2011) [-]
I thought u were serious at first XD
User avatar #331 to #282 - kingkamikazi
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(03/19/2011) [-]
More.
#338 to #331 - TheHeroOfTime
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my face when americans call dandycuff matootneys "horses"
my face when americans call malted barleywine liquor "beer"
my face when americans call the scribble-blocking scoop-dipper a "spam filter"
my face when americans call gimpy pavement walkers "disabled people"
my face when americans call the smibbly bibbly a "remote control"
my face when americans call groddly ding-bits "testicles"
my face when americans call cunt fungling bimbly sticks "dildos"
User avatar #298 to #282 - Nekatroz
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(03/19/2011) [-]
And your face when americans call war "democracy"
#290 - UrATurkey
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(03/19/2011) [-]
OP is a cigarette
#295 to #290 - xatu
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(03/19/2011) [-]
beat me to it by like 5 secs
damnit
User avatar #18 - knifegun
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(03/18/2011) [-]
we are british not 6 years old
User avatar #238 - mcfuzzelkin
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(03/19/2011) [-]
jesus christ funnyjunk is really **** today
#128 - FroggyStyle **User deleted account**
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#144 to #128 - watchesyoupee
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(03/18/2011) [-]
that made me lol hard to do in todays FJ
User avatar #313 - swiftcoyote
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(03/19/2011) [-]
I'd call the last one a CZ 75, but that's good too.
#320 to #313 - anon id: 5c4ad465
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******* black ops fag...... My dad owns that gun it's a CZ 82 look at the nod of the barrel, it has indents and the82 is the only one that has those
#323 to #320 - breekachu
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#321 to #320 - anon id: 5c4ad465
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*end of the barrel*
User avatar #335 to #313 - MAGNUM
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(03/19/2011) [-]
errybody is jelly that they dont have money to play blops or know about guns so they thumb you down
#332 to #313 - iTzKitteh
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(03/19/2011) [-]
...but it seems like you're a faggot.

so.

yeah...
#327 to #313 - iTzKitteh
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(03/19/2011) [-]
...because kids think they deserve their P.A.L. just because they play video games.

If you legit know your ****, then I retract my comment.
#329 to #313 - ErnestoCheGuevara
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(03/19/2011) [-]
check out my gun
check out my gun
#318 to #313 - WhiteFalconUp
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(03/19/2011) [-]
OOOOOOH ****** COOL YOU KNOW GUNS
User avatar #251 - stevenofthewoods
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(03/19/2011) [-]
It would so much funnier if people actually talked like that

'I robbed a shop yesterday for a cold on the cob using a rooty-tooty point and shooty but i got caught because my wishy-washies didn't work in the snow and I smashed my slappy ham on the dashboard.'
#259 to #251 - CallMeCrisco
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Comment Picture
User avatar #254 to #251 - Rajers
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(03/19/2011) [-]
******* favorited!
#88 - shoyle **User deleted account**
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#169 - ooibenoo
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(03/18/2011) [-]
I'm British and this is the only post that has made me genuinely lol today, thumb for you my good sir.