american british translator. . Quick Translation Guido:. im brittish and alot of these are porky pies
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User avatar #67 - WolfPrince (03/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
im brittish and alot of these are porky pies
#282 - TheHeroOfTime (03/19/2011) [+] (7 replies)
my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
my face when americans call hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggins "peanut butter and jelly"
my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
my face when americans call genocide "Thanksgiving"
#290 - UrATurkey (03/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
OP is a cigarette
User avatar #18 - knifegun (03/18/2011) [-]
we are british not 6 years old
User avatar #238 - mcfuzzelkin (03/19/2011) [-]
jesus christ funnyjunk is really **** today
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User avatar #313 - swiftcoyote (03/19/2011) [+] (8 replies)
I'd call the last one a CZ 75, but that's good too.
#318 to #313 - WhiteFalconUp (03/19/2011) [-]
OOOOOOH ****** COOL YOU KNOW GUNS
User avatar #251 - stevenofthewoods (03/19/2011) [+] (2 replies)
It would so much funnier if people actually talked like that

'I robbed a shop yesterday for a cold on the cob using a rooty-tooty point and shooty but i got caught because my wishy-washies didn't work in the snow and I smashed my slappy ham on the dashboard.'
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#169 - ooibenoo (03/18/2011) [-]
I'm British and this is the only post that has made me genuinely lol today, thumb for you my good sir.
#236 - anonexplains (03/18/2011) [+] (5 replies)
wtf? why must there be a flame war every ******* time two things are compared? British people and Americans are EXACTLY THE ******* SAME, the only difference being we live in different countries, and have different customs. Ffs people you need to grow up and realise we're all the same no matter where you come from, being American doesn't make you better than anyone else and being British doesn't so STFU
#246 to #236 - imactuallyblack (03/19/2011) [-]
"EXACTLY THE ******* SAME, the only difference being-" your argument is invalid.
User avatar #233 - Connable (03/18/2011) [-]
I'm brittish and I still lol'd xD
#286 - oxYKellark (03/19/2011) [-]
rooty-tooty point and shooty
HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
User avatar #249 - pibble (03/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
im english and i find this hilarious
people need to lighten up around here...
-.-'
#222 - Denver (03/18/2011) [+] (4 replies)
>mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>mfw americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>mfw americans call Merry fizzlebombs "Fireworks"
>mfw americans call genocide 'Thanksgiving'
>mfwn americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>mfw americans call meat water "gravy"
>mfw americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>mfw americans call fart tornados "bar mitzvahs"
#174 - jellyrabbit (03/18/2011) [+] (26 replies)
not only are half of these stupid and unheard of in britian, americans... you speak english so stop inventing you own ******* words
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#25 - Take (03/18/2011) [-]
Everyone knows we call permanent markers, 'Whimsy films mark and scribblers' and pens are 'Crockery Snapwickets'. Get your niffy wobblies right, boy.
User avatar #266 - bazie (03/19/2011) [+] (7 replies)
bitch that **** ant funny
#269 to #266 - unwoundkiller (03/19/2011) [-]
really i had no ideas ants are funny
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User avatar #160 to #155 - Adoye (03/18/2011) [-]
Did someone not get the joke?
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