16th Birthday. I am actually serious about this. Leave comments with your ideas, if enough people support this I will do it. I will video tape her reaction and
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16th Birthday

I am actually serious about this. Leave comments with your ideas, if enough people support this I will do it. I will video tape her reaction and post it.

h/ little sister is turning 16 in a few
months, she is a major bitch and
needs to get laid. Since she has trust
issues this will not happen. Should I
buy her a vibrator?
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Submitted: 02/02/2010
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#37 - Thrasher (02/02/2010) [-]
Just give me her name and number, I'll take care of it.
#19 - BoulevardBelle **User deleted account** (02/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I'd do it. Like this:

Get a really nice one - clit vibrator, rotating tip, battery powered.

The night before her first day as a sixteen year old maiden, sneak in her room and slip it under her pillow as she sleeps.

She'll not only be surprised, but will be having waaaaay too much fun to care about where the magic dildo came from.
User avatar #31 - TaylorRene (02/02/2010) [-]
U should buy her 1 like mine.
Its a mini vibrator.
It fits anywhere!

I mean like pocket or purse lol
User avatar #1 - joneez (02/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Just fuck her.
#47 - SashaXD **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #11 - tvofftheradio (02/02/2010) [-]
i dont think chicks want to pop their cherrys on a dildo
User avatar #8 - FtouGR (02/02/2010) [-]
buy her a strap-on, she must have some kind of female best friend. xD
#23 - anonymous (02/02/2010) [-]
If she has trust issues, what will she think of her brother buying her a freaking dildo? I can see it now...

"What is it brother?"
"An 8" dong with multi-variable speed adjustment and rotating penis action!"
User avatar #12 - greenducky (02/02/2010) [-]
i'd say do it. just to piss her off!! and have her open it in front of your parents!!
User avatar #9 - anonndisguise (02/02/2010) [-]
just make sure it doesent run off the same batteries that are in your game system or your remote contoll
#3 - Darato (02/02/2010) [-]
you might as wekk do what joneez said. I mean after all buying a sex toy for your sister is saying you think about her playing with herself.
User avatar #55 - chiefit (02/03/2010) [-]
haha ill fuck your sister
#40 - lolliepop **User deleted account** (02/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Why don't you pay one of your friends to do her. Depending on her looks you might have to pay more. =)
User avatar #26 - Mrdarkler (02/02/2010) [+] (4 replies)
fuck that, just see if pedo-bear will go up on his age limit for a few minutes.
#29 to #28 - AccA (02/02/2010) [-]
let's hope not. we don't want to ruin his good name
User avatar #7 - Why do you care (02/02/2010) [-]
call her best friend or your best friend to fuck her, why not both?
User avatar #52 - darrenbong (02/03/2010) [-]
i wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, it wumbo. the study of wumbology. wumbooo. arrrrr
User avatar #39 - wolfgrl (02/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
hmm and why should I care about your stupid teenage drama?
#42 to #39 - anonymous (02/03/2010) [-]
shut up 40 year old virgin
User avatar #21 - harryscroots (02/02/2010) [-]
just do it
#20 - anonymous (02/02/2010) [-]
just tell ur parents to get her a stick shift car
#5 - guitarultimatum (02/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
you should take this to /b/... nao
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