MASSIVE BONER. LOL wake up, go to school, come back, FRONT PAGE MAN THANKS!. I Anonymous ( () 15: 50 a track meet. Schilling out on bleachers, waiting for my ra
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MASSIVE BONER

LOL
wake up, go to school, come back, ****** FRONT PAGE MAN
THANKS!

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I Anonymous ( () 15: 50
a track meet.
Schilling out on bleachers, waiting for my race.
girls in uniforms EVERYWHERE.
SA group ofthem are on the field stretching.
thinking ******* thoughts.
boner is hidden by bombtrack pants.
HEY ANDN WE CANT FIND JOE TDD HAVE TC) TAKE HIS SPOT."
Mr. Johnson into my waistband as I stand up.
Stolid Snake my way across the field.
pants off, am now only wearing bright yellow shortyshorts.
quickly to my blocks.
overdo hide the massive bulge.
TTHE MOMENT (OF TRUTH IS AT HAND.
starts.
Booner immediately frees itself.
bouncing and waving dramatically.
SA loud slap can be heard each time it hits mythics.
TTHIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
sit begins spinning as we round the corner.
ick: "DDNT W( WRRY BUDDY. NE GOT Y( OUR BACK."
AHOLIC( APTER MODES ENGAGED-
propels me into first.
OLY **** I FEEL LIKE A
the black kids.
prophetic vision of one day creating a helicopter made of dicks.
Sstill have to walk all the way back across the field to the starting line to retrieve my pants.
my boner shamelessly protrude.
N( OT A SINGLE **** WAS GIVEN.
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#131 - thecomebackkid (03/18/2011) [-]
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#126 - cbelingbeawienar (03/18/2011) [-]
we've had spiderbro, dog bro, and now






DICK BRO
#119 - MastodonFan (03/18/2011) [-]
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User avatar #114 - chutiyafj (03/18/2011) [-]
winning
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User avatar #106 - pantscheeseduck (03/18/2011) [-]
"Beat the black kids"
#91 - SmellyPinkVeJayJay (03/18/2011) [-]
<--Me reading it
<--Me reading it
User avatar #104 to #91 - fuckyouhackerjoker (03/18/2011) [-]
What video is this from? It's ****** hilarious
User avatar #148 to #104 - RonsteR (03/18/2011) [-]
raywilliamjohnson
User avatar #118 to #104 - SmellyPinkVeJayJay (03/18/2011) [-]
i dunno lol
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#88 - roflerman (03/18/2011) [-]
the **** i just read?
User avatar #140 to #88 - CityKid (03/18/2011) [-]
I JUST finished watching the last episode of that anime... I found the ending... unsatisfying....
User avatar #145 to #140 - satanisthesavior (03/18/2011) [-]
How was it unsatisfying?
User avatar #149 to #145 - CityKid (03/18/2011) [-]
I some what expected light to be discovered as Kira, but the way he died was just wrong... I thought he was at least going to run up to neer and touch the notebook and thank ryuk and then tell him to write his name in his notebook, or something.. Or Light would die and turn into a shingami himself.... But.. just him getting shot up and then ryuk finishing him off like that was just happening too quickly... I at least pictured light having some type of epiphany or breakthrough on his final minuets of life and some how being able to see ryuk one last time and thanking him for dropping the death note on earth.... Anything better than the real ending would have been acceptable..... I found the alternate ending more satisfying.
User avatar #153 to #149 - satanisthesavior (03/18/2011) [-]
There's an alternate ending?
User avatar #155 to #153 - CityKid (03/18/2011) [-]
yeah it's in the Manga, I read about it and checked it out for myself, but another thing is that I thought Ryuk would confess to the viewers that the death note drives people to further their intentions even if it means killing innocent people resulting in going crazy... If you noticed, once people used the death note for LONG periods of time, their personality change drastically, like when Missa was willing to kill any female that she saw light with, or how that guy in the blue hair and glasses went insane and was willing to give his life for light... he even went as far as stabbing himself in the chest as a diversion for light to make a clean get away.
User avatar #157 to #155 - satanisthesavior (03/18/2011) [-]
Hmm... Interesting. Well, what I didn't understand is how Light died at all. He planned so carefully, the only reason that he failed in the end is because every one of his plans to kill the people trying to find his identity failed in some highly unlikely way (one comes to mind in particular: when his father was going to tell him the real names so he could write them in his deathnote, his father kept talking about other stuff and died before saying the names). Really, I think he 'lost' in the end because he had incredibly terrible luck.
User avatar #158 to #157 - CityKid (03/18/2011) [-]
well said :-)
User avatar #159 to #158 - satanisthesavior (03/18/2011) [-]
It's not even like it took much effort to discover his identity either. If even one of Light's plans to kill the two kids trying to figure out who he was (don't remember their names) had worked, the whole investigation would have been over.

I think the problem was the writers need to balance Light's intelligence with the need of keeping the plot going long enough for a whole season... The only way to do that was to keep the investigation of Light's identity open, and the only way to do THAT was to have all of Light's plans foiled.
#87 - Decado (03/18/2011) [-]
Oh, this post again.
#84 - whitehawk ONLINE (03/18/2011) [-]
<------ somewhat related
#165 to #84 - Raihs (03/18/2011) [-]
Scott Pilgrim VS The world  
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Scott Pilgrim VS The world
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Stay alive
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Across The Universe
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Iron Man.
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UNSTOPPABLE
User avatar #125 to #84 - chocolatesandwich (03/18/2011) [-]
INCEPTION
User avatar #160 to #125 - CityKid (03/18/2011) [-]
So I take it that your un-circumsized?
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The Green Hornet
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The human centipede.
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blazing saddles
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Titanic
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Anaconda.
#103 to #84 - wazzup (03/18/2011) [-]
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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Iron Giant

Last week it was Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
User avatar #101 to #84 - godofsnacks (03/18/2011) [-]
Fast and Furious
User avatar #99 to #84 - TheNarutoUzumaki (03/18/2011) [-]
Forrest Gump
User avatar #98 to #84 - frenzysalem (03/18/2011) [-]
remember the titants
the titanic
jaws
the incredibles
#97 to #84 - EdwardReggae (03/18/2011) [-]
Die Hard
User avatar #122 to #97 - wildorbison (03/18/2011) [-]
loool
User avatar #95 to #84 - pornzmon (03/18/2011) [-]
The Longest Yard
User avatar #96 to #95 - pornzmon (03/18/2011) [-]
also look at this post for more ideas
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#94 to #84 - anonymous (03/18/2011) [-]
The Thing.
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Entrapment
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Terminator
User avatar #85 to #84 - whitehawk ONLINE (03/18/2011) [-]
i am legend.
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im proud to give you your 666 thumb
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User avatar #79 - eldari (03/18/2011) [-]
when did 2 inch became massive boner?
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