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4chan. Can we get 1500 thumbs?<br /> tags.<br /> Check em<br /> Wow! come home and this is on the front page......unexpected <br /> than

Can we get 1500 thumbs?<br />
tags.<br />
Check em<br />
Wow! come home and this is on the front page......unexpected <br />
thanks guys

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Anonymous (/ 11( Sun)
FIT: Sexual Failures. Ill start:
hot girl in nightclub
me backto her place
like a ******* win
Doeesn' t tell me she lives with her parents
waiting up fer her although she' s 22
scary looking ****** orders me to sleep en couch in front reem
and Dad gs to bed. leaving me sh couch
am disappoint
Spuddenly. feel a **** coming
t knew where bathroom is
t want to risk wrath of Dad ifl walk into wrong reem
Trrying to held but can' t
off seek
in seek
llt' s a watery ****
upper window is partially spelt
that is where I should threw seek
seek in hand to gain momentum
**** sprays out netted seeks
iped
**** all overprint reem
exit the house
lo' oid the nightclub where I met the girl forthe next IO ******* years
Anonymous () 23: 43: 02
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2231 brol Pl l
2 meet a guy at the club
2 wen' t leave me alone
2 end up him heme with me
2 little does he know
2 i live with my dad although 22
2 he walks in and daddy makes him
sleep in the frend reem
2 wake up
2 guy is gene
2 stinky beer **** covering living reem
2 dad hits the :) or
2 we do the dinasaur
2 then i suck his cock
Anonymous () 23: 47: 08
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2 wake upto deer
2 slut daughter brings
sameone heme hem club
2 ******* newfag
2 we him and make his ass sleep in the frend reem
2 wake upto **** everywhere
2 rage
2 make my daughter blow me
2 mm
Found on -makhan. Had to edit obviously for length reasons
Aforanonymous

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#12 - theguybelowmeisgay (03/15/2011) [-]

>walking home drunk
>see through window
>see guy swinging around a sock
> **** starts coming out
>guy walks out of house, starts running
>i wait till morning at window to see reactions
>chick blows dad
> fap
>go home

+11

#14 to #12 - thehans (03/15/2011) [-]

funnier than the OP

+46

#118 - milhousevh (03/15/2011) [-]

+36

#50 - stream (03/15/2011) [-]

+29

#129 - beastram (03/16/2011) [-]

as he runs out of the house

<---

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#22 - xxBigndnxx (03/15/2011) [-]

>Go to nightclub
>Just Chillin on some douche's foot
>walk around and driven to some 22 year old bitches house
>She lives with her parents and her dad makes my owner sleep on the couch
>Get slipped off of foot
>Watery Beer-soaked **** inside me
>Swung around and spraying **** everywhere like a boss
>ditched at the scene of the crime

+16

#33 to #22 - moggborr (03/15/2011) [-]

>go to nightclub
>just chilling in some guys rectum
>squashed as am driven to some 22 yr old bitches house
>she lives with her parents and her dad makes my creator sleep on the couch
> suddenly ejected into some stinky sock
> loose my vital fluids as my very body is strained through the cotton
> my body is strewn everywhere
> The dad passes out at the sight of my body parts.

+17

#40 to #33 - DeadGoomba (03/15/2011) [-]

>just chillin
>a slut and douche walk in me
>asshole dad makes the douche sleep in me
>douche slings watery beer **** all over me
>douche runs out of me
>watched a slut suck her dad's cock

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#144 to #40 - nightrifle (03/16/2011) [-]

> just chillin at home with my owner
> owner finds out his 22 year old daughter brings a guy home
> owner tells the guy to sleep in couch
> owner, daughter and i go back to sleep
> wake up in the morning
> owner finds his house full of ****
> i awake from slumber
> get blown
> spit all over daughter's face

+23

#106 - ElChupinibre (03/15/2011) [-]

funny whenever i read it

+18

#115 - Nnoitra **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

#117 to #115 - anon (03/15/2011) [-]

Me too. That thread was really ******* funny.

+16

#37 - rangerboy (03/15/2011) [-]

>Go to club
>Find hot ass girl at the bar
> **** her in the bathroom
>Leave with 3 other girls

+14

#137 - Icalldoublebarrel (03/16/2011) [-]

time to use my trusty tinyeye

#143 to #137 - anon (03/16/2011) [-]

THEY ARE PIERCED TOO! JACKPOT!

+27

#107 - MilkyJoe (03/15/2011) [-]

The dad's reaction as he wakes up and sees the living room...

+27

#98 - bichslap (03/15/2011) [-]

4han-inventors of:

pedobear; rick rolling; demotivators; most memes; lolcatz; socially awkward penguin; foul bachelor frog; troll (cool) face; forever alone; fuuuuuuuu; **** yeah; feels bad man; dirtbag steve; AND MUCH MORE!

then tumblr comes along athinking they are the internet.

******** .

+10

#100 to #98 - Anonynonymous [OP](03/15/2011) [-]

I agree..... **** tumblr

+16

#101 to #100 - bichslap (03/15/2011) [-]

thank god. a FUNNYJUNKer who isnt cancer.

+12

#109 - paradiselost (03/15/2011) [-]

#60 - anon (03/15/2011) [-]

>Sitting around doing nothing
>Owners daughter comes home with some guy
>He tells him to sleep with me
>He ***** in a sock and its gets all over me
>He runs away and Im smelly
FML

+10

#133 - JKerg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

+10

#62 - ImStillAnAnon (03/15/2011) [-]

>Minding my own business.
>Slut brings a guy home
>Slut's father makes him sleep on the couch
>Guy gets up and looks like he wants to go somewhere
>Guy ***** all over
>Next morning Slut blows dad instead of cleaning me up
>I am carpet ;_;