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Excellent poem.

"DERP BITCH! Get out da way!" XD

I miss Lenore, my Annabel Lee, taken by angels from me.
Alone with books (hey that's me!), harbinger of death visiting me.
I said, "Can I help you, evil prophet? If you got a problem, look, I'll solve it."
He checked my hook, DJ revolved it, perched on Pallas, chalice dropped it.
"Tell me sir, please, if you can. Am I good or evil man?
What can I say, what can I do, when will I be rid of you?"
"Nevermore," quothe he at me, hating on this fresh MC,
Satanic raven, Niche glee, killing me softly like the Fugees.

Now I feel worse, my verse is terse, joy inverse just like Fred Durst.
Call a nurse, disperse my thirst? put this process in reverse.
Wish I?d had some warning first, MC Lars, '88 hearse.
Now I'll never be Slug or Murs, under that black raven's curse.
The raven?s eyes still have the seeming of a demon that is dreaming,
Lamplight over him still streaming, hear my screaming, hearme screaming!
My soul still floats there on that floor and shall be lifted nevermore.
Afflicted calm, like Michael Moore, canonized piece, US folklore.

MC Lars - Mr Raven (Incase you wanted to know)

fuck the raven

I have met the man that is going to be my new best friend, in you. Edgar Allan Poe was sent from heaven to, sadly, live a horrendous life and piece together masterpieces. The Raven is, honestly, my favorite work by Poe, so I loved this. I don't believe I have ever actually read The Tell-Tale Heart, but I could be mistaken, and I want to burn that woman alive. Poe should be revered by everyone, even the uneducated masses that have no sense of taste.

There, I feel better.

tell-tale heart is one of his minor accomplishments, as you can tell since i am only in eighth grade, but it is about a man, the narrator of the story, and an old man whose eye is glazed over, and it haunts the narrator. so, he decides to rid himself of the old mans eye, and proceeds to kill him.

and yes, Edgar Allan Poe did suffer a very horrible life, but without that happening we would not be able to experience his wonderful work. it is a shame that he had to suffer such things in order for us to receive such masterpieces.

I don't care that you are in eight grade, I must friend you.

haha thank you good sir. i will happily accept friendship with anyone with such mine taste in literature.

I adore intelligence. No matter what happens, I love that there are some people in this world are smart. The fact that some are so dim, hurts me. Physically hurts me. And since I have met so many intelligent people, my faith in the human population has nearly been restored. Perhaps now I won't be forced to end their puny existence once and for all.

it is a shame, and when people ask me what's wrong in this world the only feasible explanation i can come up with is that people just don't care about their education anymore. that is why i keep an open mind, i explore everything, i am agnostic, but i will not denounce something, such as a religion, just because i do not agree with it. i keep a thesaurus with me at all times just because i don't want to use a word someone uses daily, it makes me believe that i am educating the world.

You using the word "feasible" proves to me that the world is worth keeping alive. I know maybe three other people that can PROPERLY use that word that aren't my parents. Bravo sir, bravo.

and, i am at at only the mere age of 13, proof that this world does hold many pleasantries.

What kind of music do you listen to?

not much. i am not particularly keen to music, for it starts to mess with my eyesight for some strange reason. but, for the time i do listen to it, i am afraid my choice may not suit you, for you see, i am a fan of screemo, heavy metal, and stuff generally of that aspect, but my favorite band of all time, is queen.

You are the perfect 13 year old. An intelligent kid, with a FANTASTIC taste in music. I love you kid. No homo.

hahahaha thank you very much, i do not hear that very often for people are to ignorant to understand half of what i am saying.

Kid, to be blunt and to make it so that the uneducated masses can understand me, you rock.

thank you good sir. i've never worn such a smile in a long time because i've never met someone who can actually agree with what i am saying, and finally i see ray of hope for this world.

And now, since we have become friends, I can say this. I am going to help you with your grammar as a friend. You need to capitalize and you said "i see ray of hope" when it should have been "I see a ray of hope".

True, but it is 5:40 as of where I am, and it is a common mistake dear friend. as I read over what we have past said, I see a couple mistakes on my part that I can only be blamed on the face that I cannot see my keyboard because I do not have my light on, and I can barely keep my eyes open. So, dear friend, I hope you can forgive the few mistakes.

I can, and do forgive you. Have no fear.

as you can see, the previous statements are also apparent here as well...

The only things Poe has given the world are Emo kids and a sense of undeserved self-righteousness centering around a feeling of intellect inspired by depression. Oh and terrible detective stories about Parisian orangutans.

Go fuck yourself.

I'm sorry that I have insulted a man that was really not even a decent author. He is possibly one of the worst and yet best known authors of American Gothic, go read some Flannery O'Conner and you will understand just how terrible he really was. His modern equivalent is Stephenie Meyer, too bad you dont Robert Pattinson to drool over.

I have to agree, he's perfect :D hahaa

:D yayy!!

whats not to get about the tell tale heart? i read it in 7th grade and fucking loved it. i still do and im in high school

GUNZ N PORK!