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PRICELESS FB STATUS. found it while browsing... credit to maker. My daughter just walked into the living mum and aid "Dad cancel my allowance, rent my mum out,

found it while browsing... credit to maker

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My daughter just walked into the living mum and aid "Dad cancel my allowance, rent my mum out, throw all
my clothes out of the window. take my TV, stereo, ipho and jewelry to the charity shop, Sell my can take
my mint deer key and throw me out tithe muse.‘
Well she didn' t actually put it like that. - Actually she said “Dad this is my new boyfriend, Muham mad
am as others like this.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#61 - ohhahafunny
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#63 to #61 - anon id: 613fb6f6
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves now.
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#125 - PoopedInDaFridge
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User avatar #127 to #125 - satanisthesavior
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"son"?
#134 to #127 - PoopedInDaFridge
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fixed*
#138 to #134 - nabear
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LOL I love the make up you put on max.
User avatar #141 to #138 - PoopedInDaFridge
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thank you :)
#136 to #134 - satanisthesavior
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#131 - Blaaah
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#393 to #131 - LMNeren
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#362 - RepublicanTigre
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Hey Dad! ;D
#391 to #362 - owesney
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#413 to #391 - mynameistimmeh
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#424 to #413 - mamaduke
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#404 to #391 - anon id: 75953482
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can i get a much bigger pic link?
#364 to #362 - mafioso
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#365 to #362 - rewas
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#151 - BaloneyTony
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why do i have to write something with every .gif?
why do i have to write something with every .gif?
#164 to #151 - anon id: 8b7f83da
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what the duece? man bed?
#266 to #151 - ihasaname
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User avatar #186 to #151 - kuz
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just hit the spacebar couple times thats what i do lol
User avatar #246 to #151 - xXFrostyXx
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They should have grabbed her..
I saw this prank where they buried this guy in sand then they asked this girl to come tan with them, she laid down directly on top of the dud under the sand so he basically grabbed her from under screaming RAAAAAPEEE
yeah.
User avatar #210 to #151 - shaunr
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it was the erection that startled her
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#1 - anon id: 115d3687
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I have muslim friends and they're better than ******** americans :/

Even my fellow brits hate on them, but atleast they're not being nationalistic.
User avatar #51 to #1 - brandenman
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if u hate americans so much y do u speak in english?
#81 to #51 - ohthatdude
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im sorry im not on the anons side here but that was the dumbest come back i have ever ever....EVVVER heard
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#40 to #1 - Quazar
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#58 to #1 - xtm
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the only thing i think is funny is that you are amarican but your not racist so you say you have muslim friends when you dont really but your not the guy who goes around town yelling "******!"
#3 to #1 - lade [OP]
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i have nothing against muslims... terrorists yes. that there is a joke and i'm very sorry if it offended you
User avatar #4 to #3 - SilentStranger
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You shouldn't be sorry, he's too sensitive to be on the internet.
#6 to #4 - lade [OP]
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ok guys i'm sorry for being sorry... :D
#8 to #6 - vonspyder
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How dare you apologize for apologizing! Pussy!
#9 to #8 - lade [OP]
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how dare you ask me how i dare apogilizing for apogilizing
#10 to #9 - vonspyder
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How dare you reply to my reply to your apologizing for your apologizing!
#11 to #10 - lade [OP]
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How dare you reply to my reply to your reply to my apogolizing for my apoligizing!
How dare you reply to my reply to your reply to my apogolizing for my apoligizing!
#12 to #11 - vonspyder
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How dare you stare at me and reply to my reply which stares at you which was a reply to your reply to my reply to your apology for apologizing!
#13 to #12 - lade [OP]
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How dare you..... wtf i don't even :D
How dare you..... wtf i don't even :D
#14 to #13 - vonspyder
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Bond, How Dare You Bond. Junior.
User avatar #15 to #14 - TomasArnar
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Awesome thread is awesome!
#16 to #15 - vonspyder
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How dare you interrupt the awesomeness with your awesomeness!
#17 to #16 - TomasArnar
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CRAP, Interrupted thread, run like the wind!
CRAP, Interrupted thread, run like the wind!
#18 to #17 - vonspyder
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ABORT! ABORT!
#19 to #18 - mchaggis
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from this whole thread
#20 to #19 - vonspyder
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#21 to #20 - Zenos
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#22 to #21 - ScottishKayaker
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And this is my day on FUNNYJUNK
#24 to #22 - vonspyder
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#5 to #3 - littlebiker
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Faggot, take it like a man.
They call us germans nazi and we do not wimper like pussies.
User avatar #23 to #3 - Shramin
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Terrorists =/= freedomfighters =/= fighers of what they believe is right.

during WWII most of the resistance were "Terrorists" to the germans.

Whenever the "allies" make a sneak attack we are the terrorists.
User avatar #7 to #1 - vonspyder
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American = Nationality
Islamic = Religious Faith

In your collective judgement you just reffered to some Muslims as being *********. Just thought I would point that out.
#208 - darthchicken
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Comment Picture
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#369 to #366 - palindromia
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what is this from xD
#375 to #369 - jamgeezer
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Harold and kumar escape from guantanam bay
User avatar #379 to #375 - cookiesandoreos
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guantanam bay?
lol I love you so much.
#422 to #379 - jamgeezer
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love u tooo
no homo
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:D
#381 to #369 - palindromia
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thank you to the 3 people that answered my question with the same answer :)
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#130 - RegulineSix
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<--- boyfriend
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#167 to #130 - indestructible
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Nice one