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Reasons To Have Sex

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Submitted: 06/08/2009
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#272 - hmanmama (07/17/2009) [-]
funkyjunk..i hope you find a great guy with a great sense of humor, a great body, an awesome friend base, an awesome job and best of all..a great future for him coupled with an endless amount of money. I wish you and your future studmuffin the best with a happy carefree life...oh yea, and with syphilis, gonorrhea, hepatitis, chlamydia, genital herpes, and bacterial vaginosis. Nice post! i hope this doesnt ruin your dreams of being a slut. Best of luck!
#270 - anonymous (07/17/2009) [-]
however posted this is a fucking slut
#271 to #270 - hmanmama (07/17/2009) [-]
AMEN
#269 - anonymous (07/11/2009) [-]
you're all missing the point. this is an exact copy of the list from "How I Met Your Mother." It was a bet that Lilly couldn't come up with 50 reasons to have sex.
#268 - anonymous (07/03/2009) [-]
wat is her/him because it said she wants to and he said i love u by or strait
#267 - TheBloodOmensq (07/01/2009) [-]
Your Stalker is right. Who REALLY NEEDS A REASON?! Besides, reason #41 agrees with me. I have a super hot cousin, but I wish I met someone who looked like her so it would be OK.
#265 - anonymous (06/27/2009) [-]
"Forget to buy a Bhirtday present" ?????? ....ooo yea sorry but..... about the present........ do you want it anal.......... or just in your pussy :S :) :D
#264 - anonymous (06/27/2009) [-]
omg that is sooo from 'how i met your mother'
#260 - anonymous (06/20/2009) [-]
gsha g gy.myb rute.co m you'll never know till u click it
#259 - anonymous (06/20/2009) [-]
#50 = bullshit and i hae a captcha related to the subject Captcha:spoon
#266 to #259 - anonymous (06/28/2009) [-]
lol this is actually only 49 good reasons
User avatar #258 - godsevensevenseven (06/19/2009) [-]
to change the subject?? ohh yah i know u just broke up with ur boyfriend.... but um.... can i put my dick in u?
#262 to #258 - anonymous (06/23/2009) [-]
sure
#257 - anonymous (06/17/2009) [-]
the last one #50 is retarded.
#256 - anonymous (06/17/2009) [-]
what about "I have to go to the moon tomorrow and i might not come back" or "because the jelly's about to go bad"
#253 - Your Stalker (06/16/2009) [-]
what no "i've only got ____ days left to live" excuss. Also #51 should be "Who needs a reason"
#252 - anonymous (06/15/2009) [-]
pretty much the best list i've read. some people will do anything to have sex
#251 - anonymous (06/15/2009) [-]
this is off How I Met Your Mother (the naked man episode)
#263 to #251 - anonymous (06/26/2009) [-]
It only works 2 out of 3 times...
#255 to #251 - anonymous (06/17/2009) [-]
BEST EPISODE EVER!
#250 - anonymous (06/14/2009) [-]
bangin' for roof?
#249 - anonymous (06/14/2009) [-]
what scruffy hand writing
#248 - anonymous (06/14/2009) [-]
What the hell is cheetos sex?
#247 - anonymous (06/14/2009) [-]
#50 is perfect for me
#246 - anonymous (06/14/2009) [-]
who needs list?
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