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5 Worst Things To Say To A Cop

5 HORST THINGS Til Mt Til t tip
1. NOT sum CHECK TIE TRUNK. ARE mu?
COPS LAST WEEK M TV?
UHF! IS THAT A S MM THAT' S NOTHING COMPARED
Til THIS M MAGNUM.
all BET I COULD GRAB THAT GUN BEFORE IMI
I "'! !lall FINISH WRITING MY TICKET.
I SI THOUGHT YOU HAD Til IE IN GOOD
l.', -.,". ' PHYSICAL CONDITION ft IE A POLICE OFFICER.
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Submitted: 02/01/2010
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User avatar #38 - xoLindsey (02/01/2010) [-]
Cop: "Say, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"
You: "Say, your eyes looked glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
User avatar #1 - JackSchidt (02/01/2010) [+] (8 replies)
6. can i see YOUR license and registration
User avatar #16 - menindresses (02/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
To a female cop:

*squeeze boob*
User avatar #30 - SamKhan (02/01/2010) [-]
"Here, hold this beer and illegal drugs while I find my drivers licence and the owner's registration."
#39 - LivingPoisonDude **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey girl cop....can i cop a feel....LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
User avatar #22 - Yakko (02/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Suck my dick.

^Short sweet and to the point
User avatar #53 - Thesanburn (02/01/2010) [-]
I SWEAR TO DRUNK IM NOT GOD, OFFICER!
User avatar #41 - KingShooey (02/01/2010) [-]
Know what I like about you cops? You die sometimes.
User avatar #36 - Kodak (02/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Officer, how tall are you?

5'9

5'9? I didn't know they could stack **** that high.
User avatar #37 to #36 - pastrynipples (02/01/2010) [-]
*in black voice* damn!
User avatar #57 - Coffeegrinds (02/02/2010) [-]
Your eyes look glazed.

Have you been eating doughnuts?
User avatar #55 - yojo (02/01/2010) [-]
More like the 5 best things
User avatar #67 - Bacula (02/02/2010) [-]
Listen up, if you make a cop laugh, they wont give you a ticket.
User avatar #66 - poundcake (02/02/2010) [-]
donut shop down the road
User avatar #50 - YmousAnon (02/01/2010) [-]
What seems to be the officer, problem?
#47 - Fallingleaf ONLINE (02/01/2010) [-]
Police officer - "License and registration please".

Driver - Waves hand slowly across the face of police officer and says "You don't need to see my License and registration".
User avatar #62 - risole (02/02/2010) [-]
do i smell bacon
#52 - SociallyRetarded **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
"Do you know why i pulled you over sir"??

shouldnt you already know, you were the one who flashed your lights at me, 'tard
User avatar #31 - IamBored (02/01/2010) [-]
Is there an officer, problem?
No, I was not tonight officer, drinking!
User avatar #27 - MRGamer (02/01/2010) [-]
Oink oink.
#17 - anonymous (02/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
6. I'll get my licence, just let me move my bong.
7. I bet I could kick YOUR ass.
8. Hey! Yuur wife is my favorite out of all of them! ;)
9. Hold on I can't hear over the hoe in my backseat. -turns around- PUT THE GOD DAMN CRACK AWAY OR I'LL PULL OUT MY ******* MAGNUM BITCH! -turn back around- Now what were you saying?
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