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#171 -
anonymous (02/01/2010) [-]
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was cash). Thanks for listening.
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was cash). Thanks for listening.
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anonymous (02/01/2010) [-]
Translation (and sorry for typos. I just got off work and I'm tired):
Hey straight people,
My name is John, and I'm envyous of every single one of you. I'm fat, retarded, 40 year-old living in moms basement, fapping to free internet porn. I have never gotten laid, and take NERD to a whole new level. I wish I was more perfect like you guys, I have a MAC and she's my girlfriend. She just screwed (up on) me. Thanks for listening.
Hey straight people,
My name is John, and I'm envyous of every single one of you. I'm fat, retarded, 40 year-old living in moms basement, fapping to free internet porn. I have never gotten laid, and take NERD to a whole new level. I wish I was more perfect like you guys, I have a MAC and she's my girlfriend. She just screwed (up on) me. Thanks for listening.
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MamaLuigi (02/01/2010) [-]
Hey Funnyjunk
My name is Santa, and I love every single one of you. All of you are slim, intelligent people who spend your time voting on awesome pictures. You are everything good on the world. Honestly, just how much pussy have you all gotten (a moderate amount, I bet). I mean, you're all so wonderful! You would all never do something like jerking off to pictures on Facebook. You're pretty much perfect. did I mention I have a reindeer named Rudolph? (He just flew me; Shit was cash). Thanks for listening!
My name is Santa, and I love every single one of you. All of you are slim, intelligent people who spend your time voting on awesome pictures. You are everything good on the world. Honestly, just how much pussy have you all gotten (a moderate amount, I bet). I mean, you're all so wonderful! You would all never do something like jerking off to pictures on Facebook. You're pretty much perfect. did I mention I have a reindeer named Rudolph? (He just flew me; Shit was cash). Thanks for listening!
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Sammiches (02/01/2010) [-] Hey Friends,
My name is Barney, and I love every single one of you. All of you are nice, well mannered, winners who spend every second of their day looking at pictures of their families. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any good compliments? I mean, you deserve some love. This is even better than eating ice cream with your best friend.. I'm pretty much jealous. I wish I could be more like you. I also love your sense of humor (I wish I could be funny like you; I'd love it). Thanks for listening!
My name is Barney, and I love every single one of you. All of you are nice, well mannered, winners who spend every second of their day looking at pictures of their families. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any good compliments? I mean, you deserve some love. This is even better than eating ice cream with your best friend.. I'm pretty much jealous. I wish I could be more like you. I also love your sense of humor (I wish I could be funny like you; I'd love it). Thanks for listening!
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anonymous (02/01/2010) [-]
Hey Guys,
My name is Jenna and I love every single one of you. All of you are very nice looking woman who spend every second of their life having sex with boyfriend. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you, girls, ever gotten sex with a woman? I mean it's great feeling to give other girl oral sex, it will you take you to a new dimension! This is even better than having sex with a man!Don't be straight hetero. Just ask your best friend for a sex! I'm pretty much sure she will accept it and give you very good sex tonight. I'm lesbian since I broke up with my boyfriend John, so now I really don't mind changing it! What do you do other than waiting to a guy you like to take you out?
My name is Jenna and I love every single one of you. All of you are very nice looking woman who spend every second of their life having sex with boyfriend. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you, girls, ever gotten sex with a woman? I mean it's great feeling to give other girl oral sex, it will you take you to a new dimension! This is even better than having sex with a man!Don't be straight hetero. Just ask your best friend for a sex! I'm pretty much sure she will accept it and give you very good sex tonight. I'm lesbian since I broke up with my boyfriend John, so now I really don't mind changing it! What do you do other than waiting to a guy you like to take you out?
#177 to #171 -
RonBurgandy (02/01/2010) [-]
Look John, I dont know if you know this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I have many leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. while I'm speculating yours smells of semen and excrement. straight A's impressive, I'll also speculate hear that none of them are very difficult and I'm sure if i looked at your transcript I'd a lack of AP or honors classes for that matter. so in closing go fuck your girlfriend until she bleeds i couldnt give a shit one way or the other mostly because you sir are not worth my time, nor are you worth this site's time so fuck off. that is all
#186 to #177 -
anonymous (02/01/2010) [-]
John, I do thoroughly believe you have been beaten. Nothing but more abuse will follow if you really spend your time doing things such as these. And by the way, if you consider yourself to be, as you say, "perfect", why are you stooping to needlessly slander a site you find deplorable? It seems that while most of us present are simply here for a laugh, you are here to help ease your insecurity. So, while you sit on your ass in front of the computer, just as I am doing, keep in mind that no one here or anywhere actually believes that you play any sports whatsoever, don't use Funnyjunk on a regular basis, or have any romantic connections with any member of the opposite sex. Fuck you, my friend, and enjoy your day.
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eatsleepswim (02/01/2010) [-]
Hello john,
did it ever occur to you that some people may be smart, possibly athletic, and have nice looking significant others? Perhaps some people (like myself) are those things yet like to come home and look at so stupid stuff and laugh a little bit. If your are what you say you are good for you, I'm happy for you, yet I doubt what you said about whoever goes onto funnyjunk is true. We thank you for your opinion and goodbye
did it ever occur to you that some people may be smart, possibly athletic, and have nice looking significant others? Perhaps some people (like myself) are those things yet like to come home and look at so stupid stuff and laugh a little bit. If your are what you say you are good for you, I'm happy for you, yet I doubt what you said about whoever goes onto funnyjunk is true. We thank you for your opinion and goodbye