chuck norris will find you. search "find chuck norris" on google then hit im feeling lucky. eagle weren' t search for Chuck Norris because it we den'
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chuck norris will find you

search "find chuck norris" on google then hit im feeling lucky

eagle weren' t search for Chuck Norris because it we den' ffin:: 1 Chuck Norris, he finds yen.
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Submitted: 05/28/2009
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#19 - Womens Study Major (04/17/2011) [-]
chuck norris can cure cancer with his tears............................................too bad he never cries when god said let there be light chuck norris said say please chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad thats all
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#17 - RIPjlennon (11/15/2010) [-]
**RIPjlennon rolls 7** Chuck Norris only divides by this
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#12 - Womens Study Major (11/07/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris jizzes lightning bolts
#8 - Womens Study Major (04/03/2010) [-]
Look at the tags Chuck Norris Finds Google funny . lol
#7 - Womens Study Major (01/07/2010) [-]
chuck norris likes the cock!!!!
#5 - Womens Study Major (11/28/2009) [-]
theres no laws to chuck norris......only options
#4 - Womens Study Major (11/10/2009) [+] (2 replies)
# Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is red.
# Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
# Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
# The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood.
# Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
# Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
# Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existen
#3 - Womens Study Major (06/15/2009) [-]
3rd comment
#2 - Womens Study Major (06/09/2009) [-]
noone gives a *********** **** you retarded **** **** .
#1 - Womens Study Major (05/29/2009) [-]
1st comment
#11 - sammichesaregood **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
into bruce wayne but chuck saw through his clever diguise and crushed batmans head inbetween his thighs!!!
#10 - sammichesaregood **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
read this its funny angels sang out in emmacualte chorus down from the heavens desended chuck norris who delivered a kick which can shatter bones into the crotch of indiana jones he fell to the floor writhing in pain while batman changed back
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