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Three Wishes

Sammich makers<br />
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Afternoon of one beautiful Saturday. Three women
play golf. One of them is not very skilled and her
ball flies into the forest. She goes to the forest to
look for the ball and finds a frog caught in a trap.
Her first wish is to become the most beautiful
woman in the world. The frog replies:
Well, I' ll do it, but I guess you know that your
husband will be 10 times more beautiful, a
real Adonis'? All women in the world will want
him.
Now she wishes to become the richest woman
in the world. The frog says:
OK, but you must know that your husband will
be 10 times richer than you'?
Then she express her third, the last wish:
I want to get an LIGHT heart attack.
The morale of the story : women are intelligent.
You should nevermore with them!
If you are female, do not read further, for you this
is the end of the joke. Stop here and feel
If you are a man: the man had 10 times LIGHTER
heart attack!
The second morale of the story: women think that
they are very intelligent. Let them think so and
enjoy the spectacle.
If you' re female and you are still reading, this is
proof that women NEVER listen!
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Submitted: 03/11/2011
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#56 - SaDiiZTiK (03/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#137 - JAlbastlkr (03/11/2011) [+] (7 replies)
sammich makers can do ANYTHING men can do...except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, being tall, taking out the garbage, tipping, fishing, being funny ( on purpose ), reading a map, listening to good bands, writing, running the country, inventing anything important, or just being fun to hangout with.
#199 - zeespy (03/11/2011) [-]
Excuse me, "an light heart attack"?
#502 - fireblizzard (03/12/2011) [-]
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#4 - lunae (03/11/2011) [+] (6 replies)
So many thumbs so little time... I applaud you my good sir.
So many thumbs so little time... I applaud you my good sir.
#636 - ihatenyy (03/12/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#105 - Diggaholic (03/11/2011) [+] (3 replies)
HAHA, I laughed at the part wher- ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD.
#487 - allisgood (03/12/2011) [-]
****					 bitches, ride seahorses.
**** bitches, ride seahorses.
#476 - 4chan refugee (03/12/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**anonymous rolls 1** this is a 8
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User avatar #472 - thatlankydude (03/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**thatlankydude rolls 32**

1st digit the amount of inches my dick is.

2nd digit is how many girls i get.
#477 to #472 - 4chan refugee (03/12/2011) [-]
HA
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#128 - owesney (03/11/2011) [-]
i wish i had a big dick.
#207 - scarysnowman (03/11/2011) [-]
(at the tags) The Other Game
User avatar #118 - edzeppelin (03/11/2011) [-]
What do you call an intelligent woman?


A tranny.
#317 - kirrilo (03/12/2011) [-]
We R interrigent!
#62 - blookiwi (03/11/2011) [-]
If I thought that the man would get a heart attack tenfold worse, does that make me a woman?
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#322 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (03/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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this pleases me
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