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it Before you read this: Please don' t judge me... I' m just sharing my story because people asked...
Wow... okay, I wasn' t sure NI was ever going to tell anyone about this. but it' s late and I' m sleep deprived so i
guess I' ll just write it now and regret it in the morning If
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hat- but
this isn' t about her. I guess that' s ****** up to say. but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad' s family.
because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he ballsed before I was barn. So you can see, my childhood was
really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17
or 13 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don' t want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video
that she made of herself. I knew she didn' t make it Mr me- but I thought she was so ******* beautiful that I
watched it twice. {probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I
found the video. all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. [My dad' s family who I was staying with got
in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Boob... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point, She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was
actually in custody when I left home.
My Mend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just
wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, its pretty messed up- butt think she had feelings for me
too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn' t a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it
wasn' t like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn' t sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister' s friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he
wanted to get with my sister. and I got a little jealous. He' s a good molded Ellynn and even though she was my
sister- I just felt like he was competition. blot much else happened between us for a while except some
hugging,
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I' m not
saying that I' m proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My Mend and my sister never hooked up I don' t think- but I thought more was some serious sexual tension going on
Between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****** up. I almost died.
But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this
awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it, We spent some time apart.,, and I started to get
really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally
over her, Buti have to say. like a year or so after all that stuff went down. we were out sailing (nut like a date or
anything romantic he that), and the was wearing like the hottest Bikini I' ever ******* seen and it brought back
all the old feelings. Sigh,
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before tthe sexual tension guy), I can' t say I was
surprised.
But even after she was shaking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party.., my friend was inside,
and my sister and I were outside alone. was a really intimate moment. I think son' ied' ing might have happened,
except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and marl had ta go face him.
I feel so dumb that I only got it when I gut to the "Darth Vader" part.
Fe who fin k "bertie rod net
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#5 - carlosdawarlos ONLINE (03/11/2011) [-]
#2 - mahmoooooood (03/11/2011) [-]
LMFAO worth the read
#10 - GlockOnBoard (03/11/2011) [-]
:(
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User avatar #12 - bboyman (03/11/2011) [-]
i cant believe i actually read this whole thing.... and laughed
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#24 - spankypants **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #25 to #24 - Eventually (03/12/2011) [-]
Scooby Doo wants to **** his sister?
#17 - UpbeatUSername (03/11/2011) [-]
Guessed Star Wars before finishing.
User avatar #8 - izJester (03/11/2011) [-]
OMFG OMFG OMFG WTF OMFG EURRRRR.
well played.
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#20 - superphyscofreak (03/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
For Those who don't get it,

The guy who is writing this is Luke Skywalker, his sister is Leia Skywalker,
and his "good looking friend" is Han Solo.
Darth Vader (Anakin Skywalker) is Luke and Leia's Father.
Luke did make out with Leia in one of the movies, but it was before they knew that they were siblings.
User avatar #15 - enemiesonmylist (03/11/2011) [-]
**** ive read this before and still didnt get it untill the end
User avatar #11 - wedal (03/11/2011) [-]
i logged in just to thumb up
#22 - vrox (03/12/2011) [-]
Blew my mind.
User avatar #4 - lirki (03/11/2011) [-]
i feel like such a failure
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User avatar #33 - ImustGetBanned (03/12/2011) [-]
Oh god damnit, what is this ******** I wasted my life reading thi-HOLY **** !
#14 - anonymous (03/11/2011) [-]
imma go cry now, and i thoughtg i was a star wars nerd
User avatar #13 - killerhamster (03/11/2011) [-]
retoast
#9 - anonymous (03/11/2011) [-]
I knew it'd be one of these, so after the first paragraph I skipped to the end.. for some reason, I assumed the person telling the story was a girl, till I got to the end
#6 - anonymous (03/11/2011) [-]
Fuuuuuu! how did i not get that? :O
#1 - anonymous (03/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I should've seen that coming a mile away. :l
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