Condom Sayings. tags. Some Funny Condom Sayings Cover your stump before you hump. Wrap your whacker before you attack her. Don' t be silly, protect your willy.
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Some Funny Condom
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Cover your stump before you
hump.
Wrap your whacker before
you attack her.
Don' t be silly, protect your
willy.
You can' t go wrong if you
shield your dong.
If you' re not gunna sack it, go
home and whack it.
If you think she' s spunky, cover
your monkey.
If you go into heat, package your
meat.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged
weiner.
Avoid a frown, contain your
clown.
Got no protection? Don' t use your erection.
Corral your ram before you slice her ham.
Don' t make a mistake, cover your snake.
and a comment that you want more for uhh
more.
5, 892, 775 eh same as all the other times I try
to be funny.
ES. Sorry for all the white space, I' ll change
that if i make a part "
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Submitted: 03/10/2011
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User avatar #4 - CortezTheKiller (03/10/2011) [-]
dont be a fool, wrap your tool
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2011) [-]
If you dont have a rubber, there'll be no Huba-Huba!
#1 - invertedzarquon (03/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**invertedzarquon rolls 797** let's go trips
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