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Hey mother have you seen my condoms?
mid not... have you seen my colours
No I' m afraid what are you eating m/ eitherr?
Wanted to give you some solace... also yourfoot smell...
overthere.
so thats ' have no milk...
Stupidintheface... . H
What' s the creepiest
thing that' s ever .
happened to you?
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Submitted: 03/09/2011
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#15 - MDM (03/10/2011) [+] (7 replies)
one time i went on /b/ and there was no porn
#139 - megaconfuzasaur (03/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
My brother and I were home alone, watching the Shining, and about halfway through, I looked over and his face was completely blank. I waved my hand in front of his face to get him to respond, but he just turned his head slowly towards me. Instead of his normal face, half was rotted away and he began to smile. I called my mother in hysterics, and she told me that I didn't have a brother. Suddenly, there was a knock on my locked bedroom door. slowly, I opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
My brother and I were home alone, watching the Shining, and about halfway through, I looked over and his face was completely blank. I waved my hand in front of his face to get him to respond, but he just turned his head slowly towards me. Instead of his normal face, half was rotted away and he began to smile. I called my mother in hysterics, and she told me that I didn't have a brother. Suddenly, there was a knock on my locked bedroom door. slowly, I opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
#2 - doctorhax (03/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
So where the ****** my milk?
User avatar #227 - tombrady (03/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
My brother and I were home alone, watching the Shining, and about halfway through, I looked over and his face was completely blank. I waved my hand in front of his face to get him to respond, but he just turned his head slowly towards me. Instead of his normal face, half was rotted away and he began to smile. I called my mother in hysterics, and she told me that I didn't have a brother. Suddenly, there was a knock on my locked bedroom door. slowly, I opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
#49 - SupermassiveTroll (03/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I once went to Amsterdam and there was no drugs there.
I once went to Amsterdam and there was no drugs there.
#84 - koneko (03/10/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Well, when I was 15, I was walking home, and some guy in a dirty van was driving slowly beside me. I carried on walking, and when I looked over, this 40-ish year old guy had his window down. He then offered me a lift. I ran like **** .
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#50 - Paczilla (03/10/2011) [-]
a homeless guy offered me 50 bucks to suck him dick....... all i could think about is how did a homeless man get 50 bucks?
User avatar #18 - ilubeeyou (03/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i thought **** was dirty jokes.
i was so wrong.
the first thing that i clicked on was a girl getting buttraped by a tentacle.
i was so.
WRONG.
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User avatar #83 - declanjones (03/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Fail at how the guy got missed up over 'What?' and 'Why?'
User avatar #47 - theguywithhair (03/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
so i was in my bed ******* my gf when suddenly i hear a knock on the door i didnt do anything cuz i was busy. The knock got louder and i said i was just going to ignore it. Then they knocked so hard i thought they were gonna break open my damn door then i realised... i dont have a gf
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#208 - TheWinBot (03/10/2011) [+] (4 replies)
All through my childhood I lived in a haunted house. Someone had apparently been brutally murdered in the basement, but the house was cheap so my parents bought it regardless. The scariest thing that ever happened when I lived in that house was when I was 8 and I was sleeping in my room one night when I heard a strange noise coming from my basement. (My room was on the ground floor) So it keeps getting louder and louder. It sounded like some mix of groaning and drowning. So get out of my bed, walked towards my basement, opened the door, got on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur.
#222 to #208 - INaTtYI (03/10/2011) [-]
Saw a long passage, skipped straight to the end...
Yup, that's what I expected.
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User avatar #188 - ragemonster (03/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I was watching tv with my girlfriend at her house while her parents were away. Her phone rang and I went to pick it up. When I did her dad started yelling at me because she wasn't allowed to have boys at her house. I handed the phone to her, and told her that her dad was mad. She said her dad died 4 years ago.
THEN WHO WAS FONE?
#206 - doctorgengar (03/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
When  I was about 7 and living in Greece, I looked into the mirror in my house at about 1am ( The entire wall was a mirror), and my reflection just suddenly gave a big, demonic grin. It was too vivid to be a sleep deprived hallucination. Now I have a terrible fear of looking into mirrors in the dark.
When I was about 7 and living in Greece, I looked into the mirror in my house at about 1am ( The entire wall was a mirror), and my reflection just suddenly gave a big, demonic grin. It was too vivid to be a sleep deprived hallucination. Now I have a terrible fear of looking into mirrors in the dark.
#157 - celestia (03/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
something like this
something like this
#91 - phoodawg (03/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
The weirdest thing? She did not give a single 						****					...
The weirdest thing? She did not give a single **** ...
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#65 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/10/2011) [-]
KFC ran outta chicken on day.....
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